Lauren
Australia
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
ERich331
omg
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call from my 8 year-old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML
poserpilot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
El Cajon, United States
Legged it
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML