By sandra - 05/02/2016 01:01 - Norway - Trondheim
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Ha! I always say this too. Some guys may actually be genuinely into it, but most only want it because most girls DON'T want it, so it's a "challenge". I just don't understand how you can ask someone "Hey, I know you have a hole literally designed for a penis that you actually enjoy having my penis in, and I like that too, but I'd love to put it in the hole you have that's NOT designed for a penis, so it'll really hurt you, and won't give you much pleasure at all. Plus we may get shit everywhere. Literal shit. Sound good?"
Am I the stupid one? No, I would take the deal because I know for a fact I would get more out of it than her. While we're on the little fact of how much my ass could handle, I'm 100% certain, it's not an issue for me. I might be stupid to you, but in that circumstance I would cum out on top. Pun intended, bitch.
@YourOpinionSucks When you say you'd get more out of it than her is that because you are under the impression that strap-ons are only made to pleasure the person who is being screwed? If so, you'd be wrong, only really shitty strap-ons are made that way. The good one's not only have a dildo part that's made to penetrate her while she's penetrating you but they also tend to have little pockets into which you slip a bullet vibrator which teases the clit. She should be more than capable of pounding your ass for quite a while if she's ever done anything such as ride your/or any other person's dick cowgirl style or working out her legs. Plus I'd say that if she's never used a strap-on before it would take her a little bit to get used to it which would mean your ass would be taking a pounding by someone who is inexperienced at not injuring someone with their dick. So yeah, I'd say it would be a toss-up as to which of you would technically have it "worse". Especially since women tend to take longer to orgasm.
I don't fully understand why some heterosexual men think it's strange for a female to perform anal for them, but absolutely okay for them to perform anal on a female. I can understand that it might possibly be due to comfortability or maybe masculinity (to some men), but at the end of the day sex should be about exploring each others bodies and finding out what the other likes. Without exploration some might not be exposed to something they find pleasurable... Can't knock it unless you try it. I, personally, have been asked to perform anal on a men. I never found it strange or homosexual, but something that he found pleasurable.
I tried to do that to my ex and being the asshole that he is he gave me a bunch of excuses why it wasn't fair play.
I'm curious what is not fair play, 2. Because women should be on the bottom of sex? Because being penetrated is for women? Stupid. And besides, while anal can feel good for a woman if they're careful and all, men are the ones with the prostate gland. Anal might be more "natural" for them than us. XD
This is gonna be TMi but I live for these chances lol. I have tried with my husband. Our "successful" try landed me in the E.R. Turns out, I suffer from internal hemorrhoids (and the other FML about shooting foam up their butt brought back horrible memories.) they are cured now but the fear of internally bleeding out again remains. You know what it's like going to the E.R. For bleeding despite doing everything "right" and having like 5 different doctor's and nurses check out your anus all while suggesting different lubes to try while the doctor says "it's hemorrhoids bleeding out! You see?" And the nurses and practitioner all take turns looking into your butt? Yeah, turn off. Not again for a long time.
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If he wouldn't take anal what makes him think you would? but hey you should always try everything once you'll never know you might end up liking it!