Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML
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Today, I was doing a family genealogy project. I accidentally discovered that my grandfather couldn't possibly be my mom’s biological father. When I started asking questions, my mom flipped shit, confronted her mom, and the whole mess came out. Now everyone is pissed at me. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, via Ancestry, I learned I am distantly related to my boss. Did it bring us closer? Did it buggery. My boss is a vindictive harpy at the best of times and now she knows we share a great-great-grandmother, she hates me even more because “my side of the family blah blah blah…” FML
Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML
Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
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Mirorbo 27
I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.
hichbg_fml 0
The question is : were they also best friends?
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Comments (131)
theprey 0
two words: pay back
Blackmon 0
Maybe his great-grandfather was caught by your great-grandfather banging your great-grandmother. I'm just saying/typing
Kua_Mei 0
This reminds me of Avatar. How Zuko is bound by honor to capture and/or kill Aang, who is the reincarnation of his great-grandfather on his mother's side who was killed by his great-grandfather on his father's side.
samanthar 0
wtf? I guess it really don't matter.that was a long time ago and I doubt the friend knows it either
FunnyAllDaTime 0
The only way to balance it is 2 kill ur best friend. Its only fair. Jk
anythingmustbe 18
Vengeance is what you must do you avenge you great grandfather jking lul
varkey 7
oh my FYL... but it probably doesn't matter since your great-grandfather would most likely have been dead before you knew him anyway weird coincidence
TheLoner4Life 0
That's kinda cool.
doomsauced 0
Do one of you have the last name McCoy and the other Hatfield?
blooglekoogle 0
don't hold a grudge is all I can say.