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Personally shove your foot up his ass.

Why didn't you just call in to ask if you had to be there for sure? ._. Simple.

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Personally shove your foot up his ass.

haha that's why people bring guns to work and shoot up the place.

No, people bring guns because they're too big of a bitch to give a size 10 colonoscopy to their boss or coworkers.

dude this is good. now you can go back home and actually get some rest.

Even though it sucks you are stuck in traffic this is so much better than suffering through the day sick. Now u can call in sick, turn around and go back to bed.

knibbsy, I don't believe you'd do that- your picture & personal information implies that you're a bragging pussy, so just shut it.

flyboykhi, just because the meeting is canceled doesn't mean he can skip work. At least now he can call in sick, though.

i just lost the game

Die in a hole. D:

ffffuuuuuuuu- why do you do this.

FYL. Sorry op.

Size 10, tiny feetsies.

well u kno what they say about guys with big feet, right??? they have a good understanding

Why didn't you just call in to ask if you had to be there for sure? ._. Simple.

good point.... at least you showed initiative though.

Rear end someone. It will make you feel better.

Didn't you get enough of your anger out by assaulting me?

OP's a woman, so I hope she has a strap on before she tries that :p BTW I know you mean rear end as in hit a car. I'm just twisting your words around :/

Maybe she didn't mean that, maybe she's just a sexually perverted beast or a subtle attempt at feminism. Either way we should sacrifice her to our god. By that I mean you should sacrifice her to me, for I am Adonis.

No, that's quite alright.

that's a sad story.... owell, sucks to be on your team

kick hiss ass I agree

Lul sucks for you ;3

Now, instead of going to work, you can go and buy me some food.

YDI for texting and driving. Who the hell do you think you are?

That's even worse. If she wasn't moving, then someone could have just walked up to her, pulled her out of the car, and kicked her ass for texting while driving.

This isn't really a FML, things happen and change last minute. Of course it probably felt like the end of the world because you were sick but there's no need to post it on FML. That's just my opinion. -The Fluffs

How did I get modded for that? All I said was this wasn't an FML. Shit happens. -.- I refuse to take back my opinion. -The Fluffs

So you ban me. Way to go FML. You officially suck now. Great way to lose a member.

You're fucking annoying. -Stupid signature I put on each comment

Don't care, idiot. You're fucking annoying commenting on everything you don't like just to be a dickwad because you have no way to control your real life so you try to make everyone feel like shit on here. Great job. Hope your life is finally complete. -Your freaking mom

32, sorry. Just a TAD bit angry. ._. He messed with me at the wrong moment. -The Fluffs

Someone didn't learn their lesson.

Shut up. Seriously, you're not a great member. You're a waste.

Yeah, obviously you didn't. I don't care how many times I have to be banned on this site, but I am tired of pricks like you. The world doesn't revolve around you. You don't get a say in what everyone likes. Don't tell me to shut up unless you can get everyone to agree. -The Fluffs

Interesting how you say the world doesn't revolve around me, but the moment you're banned you claim FML officially sucks. Please die. -Shut up already

For one, I don't even give a damn about the made up tiger. For two, you have no right to call me anything without it pretty much being what you are. You're an attention whore because you popped up saying 'I'm part of the solution', when you're not. Nice try though.

Is there a pencil anywhere nearby, 42?