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dude this is good. now you can go back home and actually get some rest.
Even though it sucks you are stuck in traffic this is so much better than suffering through the day sick. Now u can call in sick, turn around and go back to bed.
flyboykhi, just because the meeting is canceled doesn't mean he can skip work. At least now he can call in sick, though.
i just lost the game
Die in a hole. D:
Size 10, tiny feetsies.
good point.... at least you showed initiative though.
OP's a woman, so I hope she has a strap on before she tries that :p BTW I know you mean rear end as in hit a car. I'm just twisting your words around :/
kick hiss ass I agree
Now, instead of going to work, you can go and buy me some food.
This isn't really a FML, things happen and change last minute. Of course it probably felt like the end of the world because you were sick but there's no need to post it on FML. That's just my opinion. -The Fluffs
How did I get modded for that? All I said was this wasn't an FML. Shit happens. -.- I refuse to take back my opinion. -The Fluffs
You're ******* annoying. -Stupid signature I put on each comment
Someone didn't learn their lesson.
Yeah, obviously you didn't. I don't care how many times I have to be banned on this site, but I am tired of pricks like you. The world doesn't revolve around you. You don't get a say in what everyone likes. Don't tell me to shut up unless you can get everyone to agree. -The Fluffs
Interesting how you say the world doesn't revolve around me, but the moment you're banned you claim FML officially sucks. Please die. -Shut up already
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Personally shove your foot up his ass.
Why didn't you just call in to ask if you had to be there for sure? ._. Simple.