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By cantstoplaughing - 06/10/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 6 October 2010 12:17

I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.

hichbg_fml 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 12:41

The question is : were they also best friends?

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martron3000 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:25

Simple solution! Invent a time machine, go back into the past, and kill his great- grandfather before he has a chance to murder your great- grandfather.

mpoppe1018 2

Thursday 7 October 2010 7:24

hey simple solution #134, youre a ******* retard and should never speak again

FYLorYDIohno 12

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:42

Lmao good one 103 

hero3460 3

Thursday 7 October 2010 6:42

its intresting to know things . this is not an fml

SBD1138 4

Thursday 7 October 2010 7:12

I'd think that would be pretty damn cool. I would feel like I was ending a blood feud.=3

bee182 5

Thursday 7 October 2010 8:01

this would be better on the website my life is average. coz it isn't really an FML more an MLIA

davidsod 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:18

Dude thats ******* Awesome!

davidsod 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:20

Sweet!

wtfsnickers 1

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:38

wow u must live in a small town

HardHaunted 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 12:55

How ironic,,in a bad way

crauen 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 15:37

small world huh?

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