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By cantstoplaughing - 06/10/2010 04:32 - United States

Today, I was working on my family genealogy. I found out that my best friend's great-grandfather murdered my great-grandfather. FML

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By whoops! - 20/02/2022 06:01

Today, I was doing a family genealogy project. I accidentally discovered that my grandfather couldn't possibly be my mom’s biological father. When I started asking questions, my mom flipped shit, confronted her mom, and the whole mess came out. Now everyone is pissed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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By thatisnotcool45 - 09/12/2011 05:22 - Canada

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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By jellybean_94 - 15/08/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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Keeping it in the family!

By Franklin - 01/02/2018 05:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML

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By charlieg9 - 30/08/2013 12:33 - United States - East Meadow

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

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By Roasted Marshmallows - 07/11/2019 03:30

Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML

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By Jonnyboo - 29/08/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 6 October 2010 12:17

I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.

hichbg_fml 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 12:41

The question is : were they also best friends?

Comments

SeaNDouble 1

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:22

Go kill your best friend!!! tell him/her it's only fair!! lol

Cashtangoteam 10

Wednesday 6 October 2010 19:25

time to take revenge not really but it's an interesting story

MrWatts82 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 20:18

Revenge!!!

MrWatts82 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 20:18

Revenge!!!

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 6 October 2010 20:40

well, my only advice here would be... don't let history repeat itself. |the kid|

Zebidee 8

Thursday 7 October 2010 0:06

Does your tag line mean you're 'the average kid'?

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Wednesday 6 October 2010 20:55

Born rivals

vinylcat 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 21:01

shit happens. XD

xkjx 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 21:31

i thinkk you know what this means...time to murder your bestfriend

mellie__bell 0

Wednesday 6 October 2010 23:12

agreed xD

EmmyRahh 5

Wednesday 6 October 2010 21:40

ouch

TheOtherNewest1 6

Wednesday 6 October 2010 22:14

Funny, but irrelevant to your life.

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