Miscellaneous: Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been...

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 23:38 - Canada

Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

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By maggie2014 - 23/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML

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By d4rkxf0x - 22/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Lindale

Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:37

YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.

fnool 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:42

I wish people would stop saying "itouch".

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xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:37

YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:36

yea i did that with my psp like 2 years ago...but now i have an itouch....that i dont leave outside :]

girandwogpig 0

Monday 29 June 2009 0:48

DON'T REPLY TO NUMBER ONE JUST TO BE ON TOP. DON'T BE A FREAKIN LOSER!!!!

totisrolls 0

Monday 29 June 2009 17:31

whats YDI?

RPGod 0

Monday 29 June 2009 18:40

You deserved it

ChocolatexGames 0

Monday 29 June 2009 21:08

Exaclty, mine fell in the toilet but my mom just said "it stopped working" and they gave me a new one. but youll be lucky dont ever do it again, because they might not give you a new one. (YDI for leaving it out tho, i keep mine by me at all times)

RetroShizzMuffin 0

Monday 29 June 2009 23:43

i thought it was you did it o.o

volleyballblondi 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 4:38

hey guys, im the one that posted this, and because i own the iPod, i can call it whatever the hell i want to. my ITOUCHes actual name that i gave it it Priscilla, so **** off all you anal ass holes who have nothing better to do than piss yourselves over the dumbest shit.

fmlalldayxxx 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 14:41

Oh I found an iTouch outside turns out it was my friends friend iTouch oh well already have an iTouch

daniisme 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 10:30

wow.... #131. irony much?

superboboboi 0

Monday 5 April 2010 8:42

why do ppl say itouch.. its an ipod touch and doesnt anyome else think itouch is kinda nasty? lol. YDI for leaving it out

Leroyw5 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 2:34

teehee ydi

lol_that_sucks12 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:13

lol 131 get over yourself

hellasuper197 1

Friday 2 December 2011 3:44

wanna know why they didnt make an ipod touch for kids? cause theyd have to call it an itouchkids. :3

Sydney92 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:33

we've all heard that joke. seriously what would an iPod touch kids version do that a normal one couldnt

the_enigma1019 1

Saturday 21 April 2012 18:10

You would think an ingenious company like apple would add a waterproof seal to their products

Ninjasaurus18 9

Tuesday 29 May 2012 22:58

159- I bet you're a rich brat. If my iPod touch fell in the toilet and stopped working, my parents would kick my ass and never in my life get me another one, or anything electronic in general. And OP deserved it.

MilkyFilmz 26

Thursday 6 June 2013 7:12

Stop talking in caps "freaking loser"

Sue21 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:38

Why leave it outside?

Sydney92 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 4:31

mine gets wet all the time and its fine.

Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:38

Why would you ever leave expensive new electronics outside at all? Besides those things are sealed tight it should be fine, plus you should still have a warranty.

fishsticker 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:35

I don't really blame him for THAT, I have an iPod touch and it's tricky not to blurt iTouch out, as well it's very annoying that other people have shorter names for their devices. not really a big deal..

clawies 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:40

That was pretty stupid of you now wasn't it.

kennythedude 3

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:40

That's why I never leave anything electronic outside.

fnool 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:42

I wish people would stop saying "itouch".

husseinfarran93 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:41

yehh

Nemesis2747 4

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:55

SAME HERE its called and IPOD touch, itouch sounds like ur a pedo

not_my_life 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:17

Yeah, I was going to ask what an iTouch was. I know the iPod Touch and the iPhone, but iTouch sounds like special tracking software for pedophiles.

littlegolferboy 4

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:15

Agreed. There is an MP3 player called the iTouch out there but it certainly isn't made by Apple. http://en.pasen.it/product_detail.php?id=32 In regards to the OP, my iPod Touch never leaves my pocket or the desk I'm sitting at. I could understand leaving something like a Shuffle or Nano outside, but the Touch is more like a mini computer than an iPod so why would you just leave it lying around?

i_imagine 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:32

Haha. "iTouch". xDDD "iDon't give a **** how it's suppose to be said" is what I would respond with if I was the OP to all of these people bitching about such a trivial thing. "IT'S iPOD TOUCH." WHO GIVES A SHIT.