Lovesick

By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
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boatiebanter 0

If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.

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Headcase 0

That's a really great way to make some extra cash. Keep it up.

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thelonelylurker 0

What makes you think she wants to go out with a cashier?

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trippyshitt 1

What if he's under 18? Not everyone's a doctor or a lawyer at age 16, smart ass. -.-

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thekalebdoes 4

If the best way to ask a girl out in his mind is to write his number on a bill and hand it to her there is no way he is out of high school...

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boatiebanter 0

If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.

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wasted0087 0

Actually, if anyone gave me a number I'd call it. :)

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J0HNYR0773N 0

your a f-in tool.. grow some balls and do it

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myLifeIsSoBoring 0

i figure it was less of her thinking you are ugly/fat and more of the fact you just gave her your number; this is combined with the fact you don't actually know the girl. now i know that in a society which passes for stereotypical guys like hot girls. but believe me, girls prefer you to actually know them

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Curtieeeez 0

Unlucky : You should get to know someone first, right? o_O

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mobius8 0

Pretty sure it's illegal to write on a dollar bill actually. And why would she go out with someone who couldn't even work up the courage to say hi to her?

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