Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML
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Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I realized that I'm head over heels in love with my coworker. She's funny, caring, sweet, and the best person I've ever met. We're also both married. I dream about her every night, and the stress of not being able to tell her has overtaken my PTSD, making it impossible to sleep and barely function. Fuck Love. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
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O_fml 0
im guessing you quickly changed the channel...
dickinabox 0
NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HER. I'M NOT STALKING HER, OFFICER. WE'RE IN LOVE! Best regards, S
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Comments (119)
O_fml 0
im guessing you quickly changed the channel...
ffmmllyaya 0
or she stayed, watched, n learned a few things
ericvolp12 0
u just called him a lesbian
ryguy997 0
no 104 op is a girl.
JamesM9794 0
new favorite
abcnonamecba 0
same 106
Art_Vandeley 0
Well how exactly is the relationship between you and your "girlfriend"?
alex_vik 0
Looks like you're a stalker.
kaseyface 0
HAHA! sorry :P
mrs_cullenx3 0
hahahhaha... whatever... i can so relate... no judgement here!
dickinabox 0
NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HER. I'M NOT STALKING HER, OFFICER. WE'RE IN LOVE! Best regards, S
pu13 5
what a twilight line
TEAZO 0
Well then this just goes to show you. that you have a bit of a stalker in you. we all do for that fact you stalk me i stalk you were just stalking two and two. yeah that was lame sorry.
iLIAMMM 0
crush? o_o lol if you were in a real relationship then maybe it wouldnt be weird.
captainfailure 0
i had one of those moments lol then i realized im a pervert not a stalker
Jaywin 3
Just don't end up like that crazy Bjork stalker.