About last night…

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 20:08

Spicy
Today, I woke up on the couch in front of the television covered with a blanket. Last night, I'd come home pissed from the pub, fired up porn, got my pants off and settled down for a wank. However, this morning the telly was off, my trousers were on, and I don't remember a blanket. I live with my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 276
You deserved it 1 990

Same thing different taste

Top comments

tounces7 27

You sound super mature and responsible.

diraven 15

Hopefully you fell asleep before you finished

Comments

diraven 15

Hopefully you fell asleep before you finished

tounces7 27

You sound super mature and responsible.

bobsanction 18

Your mom has seen it all before. Although if your dad used to come home wasted, and looking for some self-love, she must wonder where she went wrong with you. Also, it sounds like it's time for you to go sober. If your mom had been a roommate around your age, pics of you fast asleep with your pants around your ankles, and your **** in your hand, would be all over the internet by now.