About last night…

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 20:08

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Today, I woke up on the couch in front of the television covered with a blanket. Last night, I'd come home pissed from the pub, fired up porn, got my pants off and settled down for a wank. However, this morning the telly was off, my trousers were on, and I don't remember a blanket. I live with my mom. FML
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tounces7 27

You sound super mature and responsible.

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diraven 15

Hopefully you fell asleep before you finished

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diraven 15

Hopefully you fell asleep before you finished

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tounces7 27

You sound super mature and responsible.

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bobsanction 18

You owe her a goddamn medal.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Your mom has seen it all before. Although if your dad used to come home wasted, and looking for some self-love, she must wonder where she went wrong with you. Also, it sounds like it's time for you to go sober. If your mom had been a roommate around your age, pics of you fast asleep with your pants around your ankles, and your cock in your hand, would be all over the internet by now.

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