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I agree with your Grandpa. And YDI for living in Washington. Merry Christmas. :)
it was grandma not grandpa dummie, AND what's up with all the fmls with grandparents this week.
dumarse? just say dumbass. you damn pussy
They say arse in England...who's the dummy here hmm?
thebigj98 - actually, 'dumbarse' is how we spell it in australia and probably a lot of other countries too.
GRANDMA:1 YOU:0. your grandma PWNS
THIS WAS ON JACKASS :D
owned by grandma!
just because the FML appeared today does not mean it was posted today...
i just orgasmed
^^^^ hahaha win
I don't think ANYONE wanted to know that...
Gross
I agree with grandma, next time you shout out from excruciating pain, make sure someone is there to give a dam.
Hey, a cut on the webbing of your fingers is painful.
Your grandma has a foul mouth. What happened to sweet little old ladies?
no sweet little old lady would pass up a chance to do that. sounds like something my grandma would say to anyone in my family lol
What happened to women wanting to look respectable and be taken seriously, instead of looking like ******?
Maybe screaming wasn't necessary, but on the webbing of your hand? Damn that's gotta hurt
Someone reflexively screams and you call them attention seeking? Yeah, I bet you can totally control your reflexes! You're so right!
YDI. There was no reason to scream loud enough that your whole family thought there was something seriously wrong. I would've told you the same thing.
Exactly. The proper response would've been to murmur "oooh, aaaah" repeatedly while holding the hurt area.
Another Grandma with spunk
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screaming. Was that necessary? You really crave attention.