rickolette

About Rickolette

Hi I am Rickolette, I know, weird name but it is what ma momma gave me so I hope ya like it. In awesome, funny, crazy and wierd so do not worry about telling me that, I am fully aware of it. Lolz I fail, well not as much as you cuz u took the time to read all this so yeah, bye! PS. LOL! U read this too!!!

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Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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By tictacnose / Sunday 8 January 2012 00:33 / Canada

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

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By Anonymous / Monday 2 January 2012 17:30 / United States

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 January 2012 07:34 / United States

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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By thatisnotcool45 / Friday 9 December 2011 05:22 / Canada

Today, I noticed I'd mislaid one half of the "Monday" pair of socks from my "days of the week" set that were a gift for my birthday. I'm slightly OCD. I think I'm going to rip the floorboards up if I don't find it. FML

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By socks - / Wednesday 7 December 2011 05:32 / United States

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