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Well then, what an asshole he is
Op must be pissed off. I'd say urine trouble, but that would be a pissy thing to do. I mean what kind of yellow belly would do that
I'm sorry for all of you peace makers, but I would have thrown him on the ground and put my banana on his face and said "My daddy told me ain't no reason to be ashamed of my banana." Get up, leave.
Better to be pissed off, then on. This is where grammar matters.
The irony ...
Oh #43 - you speak of grammar, but then......this grammar you speak of, do you even know what it is?
^ No shit, Sherlock...
@33 "oh dear god **** yeah" *blows off smoke from his nostrils*
That's when you're allowed to legally beat the tar out of him.
This is a legit reason to kick him in the face repeatedly.
Well hopefully you returned the favor and pissed on him.
Would that be the beginning of some nasty ****?
O.e That..... will be forever burned into the back of my mind.
Or of a cockfight. Yes, visualize it. Let that image sink deep into your imagination. xd
To be fair, a cockfight is something you could see in a nasty **** film.
KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!!
O.o Woah... Calm down..
I would've been.... pissed off. *dontkillme*
Dav later drowned in a mysterious accident.
Not again...
This time he was gone for good.
Well time to get clone dav3801.
I hope you either A pissed on him back, or B beat the shit out of him.
Add in a camera and you have watersports, B&M AND gay **** in one huge mess in the bathroom
I don't think plan B is a good idea, since OP would up smelling like feces, as well.
Well, did you punch him in the face? This would be one of those times where I would be okay with that.
What a jerk...usually dividers are there for a bit of privacy...which was violated...
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That's when you're allowed to legally beat the tar out of him.
*Insert a string of pissed off/on puns here.*