Well then, what an asshole he is

Op must be pissed off. I'd say urine trouble, but that would be a pissy thing to do. I mean what kind of yellow belly would do that

I'm sorry for all of you peace makers, but I would have thrown him on the ground and put my banana on his face and said "My daddy told me ain't no reason to be ashamed of my banana." Get up, leave.

Better to be pissed off, then on. This is where grammar matters.

The irony ...

43- I'd rather just be pissed off and never pissed on, whether it be before or after being angered.

Oh #43 - you speak of grammar, but then......this grammar you speak of, do you even know what it is?

I know... It's than not then

^ No shit, Sherlock...

@33 "oh dear god fuck yeah" *blows off smoke from his nostrils*

That should be a rule if some one takes a pee on you. You should be able to beat the tar out of him

That's a bit much. I vote he beat the creosote out of him.

I think that's overkill if you beat him until you notice tar seeping out. Might be there a while

Would that be the beginning of some nasty porn?

O.e That..... will be forever burned into the back of my mind.

Or of a cockfight. Yes, visualize it. Let that image sink deep into your imagination. xd

To be fair, a cockfight is something you could see in a nasty porn film.

O.o Woah... Calm down..

Well, we know who the pyromaniac of the FML community is now.

Dav later drowned in a mysterious accident.

Not again...

This time he was gone for good.

Well time to get clone dav3801.

We may not want to 6, but be careful with commenter 5. If you happen to see fire, run!

Add in a camera and you have watersports, B&M AND gay porn in one huge mess in the bathroom

I don't think plan B is a good idea, since OP would up smelling like feces, as well.