By Anonymous - Sri Lanka
Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML
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  iLike2Teabag  |  27

Backstory? Well, obviously, we got a mopper in Sri Lanka. She's climbin in yo windows, snatchin yo mops up, tryna mop her floor so y'all need to hide yo mops, hide yo brooms, and hide to swiffers cause they moppin errbody out here.

  MrConcise  |  34

I mean, is that *really* the best course of action? If this is a first offense, let her off with a warning and demand the mop back. There's no need to escalate the issue unless it happens again, because there are probably ways she can make OP's life hell, and she's already proved she's not against taking matters into her own hands.

She got what she wanted, so OP needs to take a stand, but not poke the bear (not that he could without his mop to keep him far enough away to avoid being beheaded beforehand).

  TheInquisitor  |  3

What was taken doesn't matter. They've shown the capacity to go through your living space without permission. Screw that. I'd rather someone peek on me naked than have unrestricted access to my property