About Doubleedgedblade

Note: If you decide to message me for any reason, it shall rot in cyberspace. I am using the iPhone app. A little something about me in short form: -English: You learn it in school for a reason. Use understandable English or you will be anally violated by a 2 ft. steel studded dildo. They're, there, and their are different. You're and your are different.* -Sarcasm and perverted comments are smiled upon. -Puns are a great source of entertainment.** *Here is a quick, free lesson in grade 1 English: Their: Possessive (This is their car.) They're: Short for "They are" (They're fixing the car.) There: Location or statement (The car is over there.)(There are two cars.) You're: Short for "You are" (You're fixing a car.) Your: Possessive (This is your car.) Proper use: "There! They're fixing their car. You better fix your car or you're going to have a difficult time in the race." **Except for the extremely overused ones.

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It's in the can!

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

50 quality comments

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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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