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Note: If you decide to message me for any reason, it shall rot in cyberspace. I am using the iPhone app.
A little something about me in short form:
-English: You learn it in school for a reason. Use understandable English or you will be anally violated by a 2 ft. steel studded dildo. They're, there, and their are different. You're and your are different.*
-Sarcasm and perverted comments are smiled upon.
-Puns are a great source of entertainment.**
*Here is a quick, free lesson in grade 1 English:
Their: Possessive (This is their car.)
They're: Short for "They are" (They're fixing the car.)
There: Location or statement (The car is over there.)(There are two cars.)
You're: Short for "You are" (You're fixing a car.)
Your: Possessive (This is your car.)
Proper use: "There! They're fixing their car. You better fix your car or you're going to have a difficult time in the race."
**Except for the extremely overused ones.
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
The rules are the rules
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Mobility
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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