By shrdlu - 22/12/2011 22:05 - United States 14 0 7 18 Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 226 You deserved it 5 151 Tweet Share
By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States 9 2 7 57 Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 732 You deserved it 6 008 Tweet Share
By K123 - 06/06/2011 05:22 - United States 9 1 1 38 Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML I agree, your life sucks 39 988 You deserved it 5 413 Tweet Share
Nobody else'll want 'em now anyway.