By BabyBeardy - 10/12/2009 23:05 - Australia
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Screw ID's. Bouncers should just have a grab at your beard, see if it's authentic, and let you in the club. I mean, clearly, a beard denotes old age. If you ever get rid of your beard, you're temporarily fucked for R-rated movies right? and you can't have sex with people over 18 (it'd be statutory rape! No beard? Might as well be 12)? Got to let that shit grow or you can't drink or smoke legally.
What the fuck does having a beard have anything to do with anything. There are many kids in high school with potential to grow a full beard, and many who look like they're in their twenties. Obviously bars go by photo ID, not appearance. What did you expect? For them to just say "Oh well if you SAY you're not underage then of course you're not lying! Come on in!"
you could have shown them ID?
It would've been better if it read: ''...the legal drinking age is 18. I have a beard. I'm also a woman. FML"