By BabyBeardy - 10/12/2009 23:05 - Australia

Today, I stepped out of a bar in order to make a phone call. While I was outside, the bouncers arrived and ropes were put up. They wouldn't let me back in, claiming I was too young and they hadn't seen me come out. I was celebrating my 26th birthday, the legal drinking age is 18. I also have a beard. FML
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you could have shown them ID?

It would've been better if it read: ''...the legal drinking age is 18. I have a beard. I'm also a woman. FML"


at least you look young!

bugmenotmofo 34


i have a beard, and im 17. this guy needs to stfu.

Screw ID's. Bouncers should just have a grab at your beard, see if it's authentic, and let you in the club. I mean, clearly, a beard denotes old age. If you ever get rid of your beard, you're temporarily fucked for R-rated movies right? and you can't have sex with people over 18 (it'd be statutory rape! No beard? Might as well be 12)? Got to let that shit grow or you can't drink or smoke legally.

Kids at my school grew beards when they were 13 and looked so much older than they were, so I can see how the bouncer may have thought he was under 18. The OP should have had their I.D. You can't trust people these days. Also, nice sarcasm #54. At least, I hope that's sarcasmXD

victoria4161993 0

hahaha I wish it was 18 for me I have to be 21 that's an fml in itself.

my friend is 16 and he has a beard.

I was 14 rocking a goatee ;D

you could have shown them ID?

sdcrazy1018 0

twas my thought

Well many 18 yr old have beards too :) At least you had your phone to ring your friends inside to get your ID, if you had one inside somewhere!

MwahFMLS 6

your picture looks like someone shit in a sink. then I clicked It and its a kitteh in a sink. aww :) cute

Even with a beard, most places require ID to serve you alcohol. So, did you leave your wallet inside? If your friends are in there, call and ask them to bring it out. I assume there were friends, since you were celebrating a birthday. If you just didn't bring your ID at all, then YDI.

susieKiute 0

at least the legal drinking age there is 18 and not 21 like where I live!

I wish it was 18

kmgentil 0

how does this shit get posted and my fmls dont


It would've been better if it read: ''...the legal drinking age is 18. I have a beard. I'm also a woman. FML"

_Naboo_ 0


ParaplegicPony 0

What the fuck does having a beard have anything to do with anything. There are many kids in high school with potential to grow a full beard, and many who look like they're in their twenties. Obviously bars go by photo ID, not appearance. What did you expect? For them to just say "Oh well if you SAY you're not underage then of course you're not lying! Come on in!"

Freakkshoooww 0

"Oh yeah this guys got a bear. He's old enough, he's old enough for sure.

That, and my boyfriend is 23 and can't grow a beard for the life of him (which is lucky for me).

there was a kid in my middle school with a beard, it proves nothing

kmgentil 0

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