Miscellaneous: Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business....

By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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beansgc 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:49

why was he looking at your **** anyway?

overachiever 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:39

Don't worry about it. You know what they say. Good things come in small packages!

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beansgc 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:49

why was he looking at your **** anyway?

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 21 January 2013 3:49

I would have peed on him and then punched him in the face.

Lizo_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 8:32

JOKES!! you too #2

SirAlan 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 13:27

ur an idiot

ejvlols 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:27

mini-dick

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 10:53

#2 says it all.

StoneColdNigga 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 18:36

You shave yours like a homosexual?

somethingawesome 9

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:17

He's a creepy dude.

overachiever 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:39

Don't worry about it. You know what they say. Good things come in small packages!

BBkid 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:29

Hahaha XD I almost didn't comment. That's hilarious

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Sunday 5 July 2009 0:11

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