Miscellaneous: Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business....

By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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beansgc 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:49

why was he looking at your **** anyway?

overachiever 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:39

Don't worry about it. You know what they say. Good things come in small packages!

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beansgc 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:49

why was he looking at your **** anyway?

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 21 January 2013 3:49

I would have peed on him and then punched him in the face.

Lizo_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 8:32

JOKES!! you too #2

SirAlan 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 13:27

ur an idiot

ejvlols 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:27

mini-dick

redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 10:53

#2 says it all.

StoneColdNigga 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 18:36

You shave yours like a homosexual?

somethingawesome 9

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:17

He's a creepy dude.

overachiever 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:39

Don't worry about it. You know what they say. Good things come in small packages!

BBkid 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:29

Hahaha XD I almost didn't comment. That's hilarious

ellielovesuu 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:11

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