At least he gave you hope.

Its true. I put on 16 inches in 1 year.

looks like someone mixed their numbers around again.

Getting a boner 16 times with your one inch pinch doesn't constitute putting on 16 inches :)

There's always hope in jelqing ;)

Anything is better than my 3 inch slanger.

I was somehow blessed with 7.5 inches. My girlfriend also appreciates it.

25 - But... You're a beautiful strong black woman who don't need no man...

#25 come on dude nobody cares for your bragging -.- my boyfriends is 8/9 inches and i dont go rubbing it in people's faces!
...wait O_o that didnt come out as i'd wanted it to :L

@#46-

Ha.

I saw that.

Wait, what.

25 - longer isn't necessarily better if you have the girth of a pencil, and I do not for one second believe that you have a girthy glunker. The ones who brag always seem to be the smallest.

#2 I lost my penis in Vietnam. Damn pit bull.

When I was 13 years old I had a 18 cm schlong which translates 8.5 inches roughly...I've got good genes but some people aren't as lucky .....sorry you had to encounter such a douche about the matter though

Oops sorry it actually is 6.6 inches not 8.5..sorry bad math the first time

86 - One would think you had learned from 25's mistake..

How... Unfortunate?

What a wise man.

Urine for some wise words.

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Mind his own business? He was!

He was obviously into the male enhancement industry and was just doing his job.

Take me for example: I'm an amateur breast inspector. Sure, I haven't actually found a job yet, and sometimes the slaps I receive are a thankless response, but I won't give up.

It's not about the size, OP. It's how you use it.

To pee?

Helicopter?

It takes a long ass time to get to England in a row boat.

That's just something guys with small dicks say to make themselves feel better.

Oh come on, not even the people who say that believe it.

It's a game pass it on to the next unfortunate male.

Thank God I've never heard of this game before

Ouch...

should've told him his wife loves his size haha