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By foodsicknessinATL - 24/11/2016 00:08 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By budadepressed - 18/07/2016 21:22 - United States - Burnsville

Today, due to a scheduling error, I spent an entire day and night in an airport, over 30 hours in total. Just as I arrived at the gate, I was informed that my flight had been delayed for another 2 hours. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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Late late flight

By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 06:00

Today, I was waiting at the airport for a flight when I looked down and realised that I had booked the wrong date. Frantically, I tried to rebook the flight, but it was completely sold out. Now, I'm stuck in the airport for the next 24 hours with nothing to do. FML

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By Phantommajik - 10/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML

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By intrepid_traveller - 19/08/2021 03:01 - Finland - Parola

Today, after spending the night anxiously waiting for a negative COVID test result which would allow me to travel, I got to the airport in the morning, despite delays, and finally realized that my wallet is sitting on my couch at home. I'm on the plane now. There's no going back. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By Rar - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Palatine

Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML

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Thanks Felicia

By Aric - 08/10/2020 05:01

Today, I arrived at the airport two and a half hours early because I was expecting it to be busy. The line was long but I had plenty of time, until a woman complained about a fee for checked bags. I was next in line, and still managed to miss my flight because the woman caused such a big scene. FML

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Long flight, enduring smell

By Anonymous - 25/12/2022 12:00

Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML

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coolmike699 26

Thursday 24 November 2016 13:08

Your mom can now say that you literally didn't give a flying shit.

lightningclicks 24

Thursday 24 November 2016 12:35

Travel Tips and Tricks: always travel with a small amount of anti-nausea, anti-diarrhea, and anti-cold medicine just in case!

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stevenJB 25

Thursday 24 November 2016 10:25

Brace yourselves the "shit" puns and comments are coming.

trollcrusher 17

Thursday 24 November 2016 12:54

Starting with yours, apparently.

taterrtots 25

Thursday 24 November 2016 10:27

you're in deep shit now

PaulieXP 16

Thursday 24 November 2016 10:44

What a shitty situation. Come at me all you want but you can never go wrong with the classics :)

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Thursday 24 November 2016 14:19

You just proved otherwise.

whatahatuis 7

Thursday 24 November 2016 17:20

I came

PaulieXP 16

Friday 25 November 2016 8:55

Aw damn it. I was hoping for some sort of badge for this many downvotes. Maybe ai don't have enough? Waiter, more downvotes over here please.

whatshuman43 8

Thursday 24 November 2016 11:30

Well shit, just tell your mom you needed to relieve yourself from the holidays and even lost a little weight

lightningclicks 24

Thursday 24 November 2016 12:35

Travel Tips and Tricks: always travel with a small amount of anti-nausea, anti-diarrhea, and anti-cold medicine just in case!

oathkeeper99 31

Thursday 24 November 2016 13:36

Depending on what caused said illness, medicines may have no effect. Lots of gastrointestinal conditions aren't affected by your run of the mill Immodium and the like. Plus, it could have come on very suddenly just before the flight and any medication taken wouldn't have kicked in until after they'd already missed it.

coolmike699 26

Thursday 24 November 2016 13:08

Your mom can now say that you literally didn't give a flying shit.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 November 2016 15:11

I don't think your mom would have been happy to have you back home with a load of poo in your drawers. Nor the passengers about three rows on either side of you.