Brace yourselves the "shit" puns and comments are coming.

Starting with yours, apparently.

you're in deep shit now

What a shitty situation. Come at me all you want but you can never go wrong with the classics :)

You just proved otherwise.

I came

Aw damn it. I was hoping for some sort of badge for this many downvotes. Maybe ai don't have enough? Waiter, more downvotes over here please.

Well shit, just tell your mom you needed to relieve yourself from the holidays and even lost a little weight

Travel Tips and Tricks: always travel with a small amount of anti-nausea, anti-diarrhea, and anti-cold medicine just in case!

Depending on what caused said illness, medicines may have no effect. Lots of gastrointestinal conditions aren't affected by your run of the mill Immodium and the like. Plus, it could have come on very suddenly just before the flight and any medication taken wouldn't have kicked in until after they'd already missed it.

Your mom can now say that you literally didn't give a flying shit.

I don't think your mom would have been happy to have you back home with a load of poo in your drawers. Nor the passengers about three rows on either side of you.

Don't you mean the choice between STAYING in the airport bathroom or shitting your pants?

Why didn't you use the bathroom on the plane?

Call me weird, but I would've chosen leaving the bathroom over shitting my pants any day...