xyadove

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Xyadove's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

5%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

16%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

6%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

12%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

68%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

4%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%

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Xyadove's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Danny / Saturday 7 January 2012 10:27 / Australia

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 7 August 2011 01:40 / United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By assante2010 / Sunday 24 July 2011 00:09 / United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By soccerbuddyz / Wednesday 3 August 2011 04:04 / United States

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oouchh - / Sunday 24 July 2011 12:22 / United Kingdom

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Beginner

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

50 favorites

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

YDI Master

50 quality comments

One more and it's business time