That's lawful cause for divorce right there.

5 - Just stop...

5- getting your penis flicked isn't worth getting divorced over

I'm pretty sure that #5 was just joking. I found it amusing anyway... Lol

That's called a sense of humor #5. something you DO NOT get a divorce over...

last time I checked, sense of humor doesn't cause great dick pains.

"I was in the pool!"

I woulda beaver whacked her. :B

167- Seinfeld reference ftw

@ #11 & #60 So, your husband punching you in the face or the breast or the vagina isn't worth getting divorced over either, yes?

Grab her ass it's over 9000!!!... Pounds.

Hey, at least you got a free circumcision! Well... Kinda

i often lose skin when i am flicked

If this were a man doing similar to his wife all you trolls would be tucking it up and telling her to grow a sense of humor. So suck it up & grow a sense of humor, Gits!

amen, 126

But it's not 126 so chill and stfu.

#2 looks like Scumbag Steve Just sayin'

That's not even funny

#126, there's a difference between having a sense of humour and inflicting pain on someone...

Awesome

"Game Ovaries"-Tosh.0

3 - later he will be 'cock-blocked' by his 'cunt punt' Penis: 1 'Cunt': 2 You won't win.

There are two other service entrances if the main gate is closed.

After a proper cunt punt it's defective anyway, trade in for a new model.

Tosh.o FTW!

58, just because the "main gate" is closed doesn't mean she's gonna give him it another way.

That's when you must woo her. Good bit of shots works too.

Wam Bam right in the Clam.

Nice idea although it could damage her quite a bit.

#180 So, you only care about damage to the woman and not the man. Interesting.

It's woman (singular) because not all of us women do stupid shit like that.

If you look close enough #51, I think you'll find they did single out that woman, not women in general they just didn't change the E in women to an A.. :)

56 - Well yes, I'm just pointing out the difference between "woman" and "women" for future reference.

Ur rite I shud b less kareless

O god why would you follow a grammar lesson with that? You are right I should have been less careless.

Obviously he was trying to be funny and ironic.

That womenses are corrects!

72 don't knot understandz iruny.

Whut r 72 trieing 2 sey? It sems fien 2 mea.

All yal some dumb bitches.

Lol at irony

Why do people say "actual fuck"? It's dumb. Like "the fuck" instead of "what the fuck".

Cock Knocked

Give her a mushroom stamp right on the cheek.

fragile egos, men?

If he had that much shrinkage there wasn't much to smack her with.

Husband used cock knock. Super effective!

Dick flicked

All 3 inches

revenge George Castanza style

At least she knows about shrinkage

So punching in the vagina is frowned upon but kicking is respected apparently.

Not everybody's into fisting. Understandable.

U iz a bitchh

Uh, no. If you wanted a comparable experience, you'd flick her clit with your untrimmed fingernails.

Wow asshole much?

Ouch lol!

Flicking her nipples and yelling "saggage" would be more correct, but likely to get op in trouble.

Err... What?