Swiftly

About Swiftly

I'm a pretty laid back guy who likes to skate and sing in my spare time! I come on here often to laugh at other peoples misfortunes. Don't come on here to bash other people just because they have a different mind set than you! Just relax and have a good time :) also hmu if you're bored and we can talk

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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Swiftly's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By casey - / Wednesday 25 March 2009 00:11 / United States

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tristan Brantley / Sunday 11 March 2012 07:36 / United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By banned / Friday 9 March 2012 06:59 / United States

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Fraser / Thursday 8 March 2012 19:03 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Kayt - / Monday 3 October 2011 04:38 / United States

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Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

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50 favorites

Consolation prize

50 quality comments

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100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time