Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML
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EmilieAutumn
| 7
Just make sure you never have sex around him.
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marzipanimal
| 15
I bet the neighbors love you.(: just kidding..
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marzipanimal
| 15
I bet the neighbors love you.(: just kidding..
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morganmorgan
| 0
:/
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Feared
| 9
I bet people will up vote your comment :) just kidding.
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Naomimi_fml
| 6
I once read a book where someone is murdered and there was a parrot there and the parrot is able to imitate the sounds of the murder and reveal the murderer. Useful bird.
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BarDownDaily
| 12
Cool.
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JumbledGirl
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My first instinct was to 'like' this
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xxmel
| 6
Your comment would've been fine. And then you added the little kidding disclaimer.
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btnhdude
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20-
That sounds like a cool story, bro.
It seriously does, whats the name of the book.
That sounds like a cool story, bro.
It seriously does, whats the name of the book.
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ChronicBluntz420
| 7
Banshees are annoying in Mass Effect 3. >:
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boydeee01
| 7
My parrot does that too actually. Our smoke alarm needed batteries, and his favorite sound is a "beep".
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periwinkle95
| 10
29- I think that was the worst joke I have ever heard.
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cyK0tek
| 0
I bet you people will soon stop giving 2 big sh*ts about thumb-count. Just kidding... :
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P374RD3D
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Some people on FML don't understand sarcasm. Trust me, the disclaimer was necessary.
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F___M__L
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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buck33
| 14
This comment is simply.. Genius.
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TheFakeFamilyGuy
| 9
Actually 23 I think it was an extremely shitty comment.
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lebronesque73091
| 12
I don't care for parrots too much.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
I don't care for any birds, dirty flying bitches.
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anthonydude
| 9
Yeah, like your comment.
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Angel1000168
| 16
Sounds fun
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IAdminIFlow
| 0
no it doesnt...
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ALlamaOnFire
| 20
I'd hate to think what would happen if he overheard someone heaving sex...
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yahoowizard
| 16
I guess 3 is willing to take the parrot off OP's hand then
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Dandaman2078
| 4
That must have been the FIRST time it happened to you.
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haZzbin
| 0
Could come in handy… if your house were to catch on fire and the alarm somehow didn't sense it
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grahambertus
| 11
Are you aware of the story about the boy who cried 'wolf'?
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TheZee
| 12
Yes, many are, what's your point?
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hippyhater3000
| 4
he was trying to say the bird would just keep going off then when a fire actually happened Op would ignore it, thinking it was the bird... unforetunately he didnt think it over before he posted
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haZzbin
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Didn't think that comment through before I posted it. Well, guess i'll just crawl back into my hovel *scoot scoot scoot*
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Bekll
| 30
Have the parrot listen to something more soothing for a couple hours and perhaps he'll mock that instead of the alarm sound.
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xx000o
| 27
They don't work like that.
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SauceySarah
| 30
Sorry but parrots are really freaking annoying. Just saying..
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DooleyFTW
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I know your comment got downvoted but it's completely true. Even if the parrot learned to say a couple of phrases properly, try live in the same house as it for a week and see if you don't want to strangle it.
Source: I once spent a week In a friends house with a pet parrot and it is the most annoying creature I have ever encountered.
Source: I once spent a week In a friends house with a pet parrot and it is the most annoying creature I have ever encountered.
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bioboy725
| 10
My friend's parrot was an asshole, it kept taunting his cat by saying, "here kitty kitty kitty." The cat was pissed at it.
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ninjduck
| 0
All parrots are assholes. Fact of life.
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kerrwoof
| 13
Gotta love those parrots! I'd want to snap that birds neck.
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haZzbin
| 0
That's just freaking evil
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EmilieAutumn
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Just make sure you never have sex around him.
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lovertolover
| 4
Teach him to sing song like the motto. That's useful.
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Real nigga wassup.