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I once read a book where someone is murdered and there was a parrot there and the parrot is able to imitate the sounds of the murder and reveal the murderer. Useful bird.

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My parrot does that too actually. Our smoke alarm needed batteries, and his favorite sound is a "beep".

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he was trying to say the bird would just keep going off then when a fire actually happened Op would ignore it, thinking it was the bird... unforetunately he didnt think it over before he posted

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Didn't think that comment through before I posted it. Well, guess i'll just crawl back into my hovel *scoot scoot scoot*

By  Bekll

Have the parrot listen to something more soothing for a couple hours and perhaps he'll mock that instead of the alarm sound.

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I know your comment got downvoted but it's completely true. Even if the parrot learned to say a couple of phrases properly, try live in the same house as it for a week and see if you don't want to strangle it. Source: I once spent a week In a friends house with a pet parrot and it is the most annoying creature I have ever encountered.

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My friend's parrot was an asshole, it kept taunting his cat by saying, "here kitty kitty kitty." The cat was pissed at it.

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