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I bet people will up vote your comment :) just kidding.
My first instinct was to 'like' this
My parrot does that too actually. Our smoke alarm needed batteries, and his favorite sound is a "beep".
29- I think that was the worst joke I have ever heard.
Some people on FML don't understand sarcasm. Trust me, the disclaimer was necessary.
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayThis comment is simply.. Genius.
Actually 23 I think it was an extremely shitty comment.
I don't care for any birds, dirty flying bitches.
Sounds fun
I'd hate to think what would happen if he overheard someone heaving sex...
I guess 3 is willing to take the parrot off OP's hand then
That must have been the FIRST time it happened to you.
Could come in handy… if your house were to catch on fire and the alarm somehow didn't sense it
Are you aware of the story about the boy who cried 'wolf'?
Yes, many are, what's your point?
I know your comment got downvoted but it's completely true. Even if the parrot learned to say a couple of phrases properly, try live in the same house as it for a week and see if you don't want to strangle it. Source: I once spent a week In a friends house with a pet parrot and it is the most annoying creature I have ever encountered.
My friend's parrot was an asshole, it kept taunting his cat by saying, "here kitty kitty kitty." The cat was pissed at it.
All parrots are assholes. Fact of life.
Gotta love those parrots! I'd want to snap that birds neck.
Teach him to sing song like the motto. That's useful.
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Just make sure you never have sex around him.
Could come in handy… if your house were to catch on fire and the alarm somehow didn't sense it