By lateralligator - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
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  MisterEx  |  28

Even though my following statement combined with your nickname makes me sound a bit creepy, but I like the way you think *creepy smile and awkwardly long stare*

By  homesuckfucker  |  28

The initial trauma may be bad, but I'm sure both you and your roommate will have a good laugh about it later! Also, a word of advice. ALWAYS blow your dryer in the opposite direction before using it on yourself, in case of;
1. Organisms possibly inhabiting it.
2. Dust.
3. The good old "flour in the blow dryer," prank.
4. A multitude of other possibilities.
Better safe than sorry!

  homesuckfucker  |  28

"They" are well aware of the fact that their username can mislead someone to a false conclusion. They are not gross or stupid, and they apologize for any confusion regarding that. :)