By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
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fortune789 17
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The itsy bitsy spider went up the dryer vent! Out came the roommate and out the spider went!

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EatOrphans4Fun 24
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Hmm.. Flying spiders. Who knew?

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EatOrphans4Fun 24
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Hmm.. Flying spiders. Who knew?

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Ilikepie82479 20
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Maybe he was just really good at jumping

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Mystery_Unsolved 16
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I can only imagine what it was like for her roommate at the time

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ShadowOpsV4 13
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If the roommate was a guy.. If I was him id take it

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Drizl 17
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At least you didn't hurt yourself!

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LunaaBluee 27
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Probably stubbed his/her toe while running out and flailing

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badluckalex 23

better a stubbed toe than to be ferociously mauled by a flying killer spider

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fortune789 17
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The itsy bitsy spider went up the dryer vent! Out came the roommate and out the spider went!

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BurleyGames 1
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please tell me im not the only one who read that in tune with the actual song

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rockyhorrorQT 12

I did it too!

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Emma1562 35
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Best.Thing.Ever!

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ComoEsJuan 24
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I can see this being a new torture technique. "Answer the question, Jerry, or I'm getting the damn spiders again, Jerry"

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Flaming_Pandas 15
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Woah there, Satan.

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Turtle_Man 21
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Don't give the CIA any ideas

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thes7274473 19
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Too late, the NSA has already read this and informed the CIA

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PenguinBitch 43
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Hmmm new military gun prototype. The Sipa' Launcher.

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Mauskau 35
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Sipa? What's wrong with Spida?

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royal_ranger 12
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I'm pretty sure he misspelled.

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NLM22 14
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haha. I didn't notice the typo until I read the comments.

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devildog562 33
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I don't think that's your roommates spider sense that's tingling!

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jojomalone55 16
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Yeah I'm pretty sure I'd to the same thing, so don't worry about it(: sorry that happened though /:

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MisterEx 28
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You would? Hmmm. Interesting! On a totally unrelated note: hey! Do you need a roommate? I've got a hair dryer you could borrow!

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little_one 20
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Honestly seeing someone or getting seen naked isn't that big a deal. It's awkward and uncomfortable, but it is what it is.

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MisterEx 28
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Even though my following statement combined with your nickname makes me sound a bit creepy, but I like the way you think *creepy smile and awkwardly long stare*

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homesuckfucker 28

The initial trauma may be bad, but I'm sure both you and your roommate will have a good laugh about it later! Also, a word of advice. ALWAYS blow your dryer in the opposite direction before using it on yourself, in case of; 1. Organisms possibly inhabiting it. 2. Dust. 3. The good old "flour in the blow dryer," prank. 4. A multitude of other possibilities. Better safe than sorry!

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BurleyGames 1
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this is a great comment and all, until you read their username...

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homesuckfucker 28

"They" are well aware of the fact that their username can mislead someone to a false conclusion. They are not gross or stupid, and they apologize for any confusion regarding that. :)

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thing1andthing2 8
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Wow. You're awesome. Great advice.

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UnidentifiedFun 37
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Well, I will now check for spiders every time I blow my hair dry.

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ShadowOpsV4 13
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I mean it would have sounded better if you said "blow dry my hair"

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UnidentifiedFun 37
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Actually, it doesn't matter since both variations of the phrase are widely used.. Was that a poor attempt at a sexual innuendo?

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PeaceTea13 17

Man that situation blows.

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AddictGamer 16
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Bye bye little birdie, cause you'll be gone with the wind.

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DogeMan 14

Wow just wow

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