Intimacy: Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of a chair, fell to the ground with a very loud thud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!". I hobbled to the bathroom making more noise in the process. My neighbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum". FML

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HoorayForFML 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:35

What an awkward thing to shout upon hurting yourself. O_o

ydi_bitch 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:47

YDI for having sex with the chair

HoorayForFML 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:35

What an awkward thing to shout upon hurting yourself. O_o

mmmyeahsaraa 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:38

lmao i scream that all the time when i hurt myself =0

CrackhouseDoug 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:55

Why doesn't anyone here on FML actually bother to tell their neighbour what's going on rather than misleading them on purpose? FML has become so monotonous recently.

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Monday 24 August 2009 17:24

#8 was right; shouting "oh fuck ME" is completely different and not all that weird when you hear it aloud. I say that all the time, either that or "fuck me sideways!" which is another thing that looks weird but really isnt.

xNatsuki 0

Monday 24 August 2009 17:47

If you know this site then you should've yelled "FUCK MY LIFE" instead.

dotsdesu 0

Monday 24 August 2009 18:05

You should have told your neighbour: "FUCK ME, FUCK YOU"

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Monday 24 August 2009 23:42

i agree pretty awkward to say the me part i heard "oh fuck" but never fallowed with a me seems unnatural to say it with the me i say "damn it" "holy shit" "oh fuck" or "SHEETTT!!!"

hat_fml 0

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Tuesday 25 August 2009 4:00

That's just hilarious... but fyl for the gash.

Stefany713 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 10:52

I prefer going with the classic "Aaaahhh! Kelly Clarkson!!" Lol

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Monday 24 August 2009 16:36

Wow, that really sucks!

cocobulla1 4

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Saturday 28 May 2011 1:56

omg what is up with ur pic???? lmao

aklm15 14

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Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:08

That's what she said! :D

turbosexophonic 0

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Monday 24 August 2009 16:41

who the hell yells "oh fuck me"

tinyphreak 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:51

It's not "oh FUCK me", it's "oh fuck ME"... there's a difference.

13Lina97 0

Friday 22 April 2011 3:47

your mom does.

divaboots 8

Monday 24 August 2009 16:44

lol epic.

ydi_bitch 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:47

YDI for having sex with the chair

jjenniferr05 0

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Monday 24 August 2009 19:37

LMAO.

Harry_Poochi 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aodpb3vFU0

dayrin7 4

Monday 24 August 2009 16:48

haha I did that too! I was in class and my work got deleted on the computer soo i yelled fuck me! lmfao the class was silent so everyone heard me everyone stared laughing...well not the teacher. lol