By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of a chair, fell to the ground with a very loud thud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!". I hobbled to the bathroom making more noise in the process. My neighbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum". FML
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  Aeval_Fae  |  0

#8 was right; shouting "oh fuck ME" is completely different and not all that weird when you hear it aloud. I say that all the time, either that or "fuck me sideways!" which is another thing that looks weird but really isnt.

  MyzticHydra  |  0

i agree pretty awkward to say the me part i heard "oh fuck" but never fallowed with a me seems unnatural to say it with the me i say "damn it" "holy shit" "oh fuck" or "SHEETTT!!!"

By  dayrin7  |  4

haha I did that too! I was in class and my work got deleted on the computer soo i yelled fuck me! lmfao the class was silent so everyone heard me everyone stared laughing...well not the teacher. lol