Intimacy: Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering.... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/03/2012 04:16 - United States

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Today, I was shaving naked in my cold bathroom before showering. My wife walked up behind me, yelled "Shrinkage!" and flicked the head of my penis as hard as she could. FML

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btstig 11

Monday 12 March 2012 12:05

Next time she is in the shower. Sneak up on her and kick her in the vag and yell " **** punt".

808Boyo 4

Monday 12 March 2012 12:04

Poke at her love handles or something and yell "Doubled in size!"

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aliurtuq 5

Monday 12 March 2012 14:45

Tea bag her.

BrysGirl27 14

Monday 12 March 2012 15:51

Ew haha

capricorngyrl 0

Monday 12 March 2012 14:47

Lmao!!! This is something I would've done to my husband. Lol.

coried91 28

Monday 12 March 2012 15:12

That's just cruel. It hurts my husband when he accidentally taps his balls. I would never flick him in the head of his dick.

MissMae93 23

Monday 12 March 2012 15:37

Wow, you're not a very good wife then. With all these people saying how mean and painful it is, why would you do it?

lazypopo 0

Monday 12 March 2012 15:20

She's a keeper that one she is... Sorry OP your wife is a horrible prankster.

br0ccoli 14

Monday 12 March 2012 15:32

That's what you get for marrying Courtney Alexis Stodden.

NAAMxLOOS 11

Monday 12 March 2012 16:26

I hope you punched her in the fallopian tubes

margelena 3

Monday 12 March 2012 17:59

That's sooooo funny

ravenxcorvinus 9

Monday 12 March 2012 16:30

now that's just malicious FYL OP! D:

mosquito19 14

Monday 12 March 2012 16:32

thats hilarious

Bullettrane 1

Monday 12 March 2012 16:32

she sounds...fun

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 12 March 2012 16:43

Haha, what's wrong with spontaneity?

koalallama11 6

Monday 12 March 2012 16:54

This just made my day!

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