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Well, if OP is accurately identified by the indicated female gender icon on this post, then I presume that her mom noticed her two chest-high (below eye level) Turkey-is-Done-Baking "thermometers" popping up....

Did your dick have such "significant shrinkage" that you had to choose the non-penis-having gender avatar?

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"Nah, you just didn't grow me properly"

Did your dick have such "significant shrinkage" that you had to choose the non-penis-having gender avatar?

Well, if OP is accurately identified by the indicated female gender icon on this post, then I presume that her mom noticed her two chest-high (below eye level) Turkey-is-Done-Baking "thermometers" popping up....

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