By Gordon - United States
  Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML
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  _Noon_  |  0

Let me be the first one to say that I'm replying to #1 to be on top, cause I am. But only because I have something really important to say:

This one should definitely be made into an illustrated FML!! For real!

  DoomJeff91  |  2

Your junk is four feet long?

I said something almost funny or I'm an idiot.
I replied to the top because I want to be noticed.
I agree with #43.
Three of the werds are missspelled in this sentince.

  Ughsucks  |  0

This is so retarded.

Who sits on their bed NAKED and then watches someone else come to the bed "nearly" naked?

Just the thought of this makes me gag... even if you both were actually hot (very very unlikely).

  DameGreyWulf  |  0

Because they were getting ready to have some fun, and a woman who is nearly naked is somehow sexier than one who is... That's why sexy lingerie exists. It's probably the "taking it off in a seductive manner" part.

  Ughsucks  |  0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  BigD2018  |  0

You are obviously an idiot and have never had sex before. When you're in that moment, there is nothing sexier than seeing your naked girlfriend walking towards you seductively. You suck.