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By Gordon - / Wednesday 22 July 2009 14:12 / United States
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Let me be the first one to say that I'm replying to #1 to be on top, cause I am. But only because I have something really important to say: This one should definitely be made into an illustrated FML!! For real!

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Your junk is four feet long? I said something almost funny or I'm an idiot. I replied to the top because I want to be noticed. I agree with #43. Three of the werds are missspelled in this sentince.

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No, but I'm guessing his wife is at least four feet in body length, probably actually five, making one wonder why she didn't just grab the bed instead.

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Because they were getting ready to have some fun, and a woman who is nearly naked is somehow sexier than one who is... That's why sexy lingerie exists. It's probably the "taking it off in a seductive manner" part.

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You are obviously an idiot and have never had sex before. When you're in that moment, there is nothing sexier than seeing your naked girlfriend walking towards you seductively. You suck.

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I know, all i can (and dont want to think of) but end up doing is imagining old...wrinkly and yeasty people..

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