Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
VSOLORIO 0
Ewww so nasty:(
rachohmy 0
Stop hating on snickerdoodles. I am one of those pictureless losers (haha) but I have been using FML for a while and have always been a fan of yours. Don't listen to what those jerks say. You're great and you should know that people don't give you enough credit and appreciation of your input and knowledge.
Sparkiee93 3
Um, you're doing it wrong XD You don't have any oral sex with him until he showers regularly.
babygurl57 0
eww u retard
davidle1 0
just dump him. I would say at this point it would be ydi for being that dumb.
finalrellik99 0
u must b a dirty red neck...
tman9497 0
why would you give oral sex if he's dirty
sexisbad 1
you deserve it for staying with that shit AND for cleaningvthe dirt off his penis with your tongue. way to go.
dorkrockz 0
okay ewwwwww how can u give him oral sex is he doesnt washes it ur nasty
ILoveSoda 0
Personally I hate people with bad spelling because I have to keep unscrambling worlds and then remove pieces from the puzzle that is a sentence and figure out which world fits properly. Iunderstand you don't want to double check your work because it is the Internet, but could you atleast use the try to make it readable. Some people need to go back to elementary school. Sorry I dun hav pic =[