Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
heartagram_in_ro 0
LEAVE HIM
JohnLovesFMLs 0
I think it's tragic to see how many sexist pegs there are on xbl. The majority of xbox players have obviously never been outside and only ever dreamed of having a girl in their social life.
quikwit1212 0
Let me clarify what I meant by pictureless losers: I mean people who think, because they don't have a picture, they can insult and bitch and just be idiots. Also, the reason my pic is a panda is because I am a minor and don't want my picture floating around, so I put my favorite animal, a panda.
marie93uso 0
YDI for 2 reasons: 1. for having a bf that doesn't shower 2. for giving oral to someone that doesn't shower (ew) to get him to shower
44ashley41 0
why wouldn't you just say don't shower everyday you'll break up with him. I mean its not really a FML when your the one that made the deal to have oral with a guy that doesn't show. YDI
vDestiny 0
I hate guys like that. I always try to shut them up. Just listening to them makes me want to leave the game. xD especially the ******* idiots who fight -after- they lose.
kaitlyn3xo 0
break up with him that's disgusting
kylebe 0
haha ewww why are u even going out with him
Brontesky91 0
Your just as nasty as his ass,bribing him with sex and for even having sex with him knowing that he showers even 10 days!!! Ewwww You can do way better...
Brontesky91 0
AGREED 100%