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well at least u kno what to do now but how do u fake tht? did u not notice it when he actually didnt...well..go?

WTF never knew guys can fake lol

Maybe he faked a limp?

if he is inside her he could fake it. but if he goes on her face or mouth or something then no he can't. unless she thinks that all guys don't ejaculate.

I totally disagree that if he's inside her, he could fake it. I can always tell ;) think about it

So did she spit or swallow???

WTF that's not where I wanted to comment. (shakes head)

Comment for 34, so did she spit or swallow? I must know!!!

hahahahahahahaha everybody look at Matt iz icys picture!! hahahahahahahaha

yeah, same! and I'm a guy as well!!

Murda 1? Lol..... I... I just don't know what to say lol...

Also it's easy for a guy to fake. Especially if you wear a condom. I've done it before when I got bored cuz the girl sucked...

lmao

yes, guys can fake it. not very hard to, either

ydi for not knowing

watch out for 53, I think he used to pop pills but now he iz just icy yo. that and getting double teamed from behind

yeah I'm not sure how he could have faked it

53's an inside out oreo. black inside and white outside

yeah I mean
can't you tell when there's not, like, wet patch or any cum on you or anything?

still bad luck though

yea guys can totally fake it if we wanted to. First of all, cumming doesn't mean a orgasm, it just means finishing for us guys. an orgasm is suppose to feel like an explosion, total release of build up pleasures. and yes, I've faked it.
Girls, please learn some techniques and don't leave everything up to us.

for those who don't understand, he wa probably using a condom, so she would have never really noticed unless she paid special attemtion

what's sex

yea it's possible to fake when the girl sucks ass.. Sooo ladies PLZ IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO JUST ASK .... OR WATCH PORN if ur to shy to ask

to whoever said it 53 is not an inside out Oreo or anything like that
the proper term is wanna be or wangsta
and it's fucking hilarious how hard he is trying hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'm a guy I've faked it. after a while I just got bored. she liked it, and doesn't know I faked it.

lol @ 101^^

Really? Really?

reply to 102.
you think you know.
haha
tell.

haha that sucks sooo much. maybe you should try new moves

does any one remember an fml exactly like this?

I remember it :)

obviously you were doing something wrong. just be glad you finally got it right

pretty sure if u c the white stuff he ain't faking it

actually we can...it's easier if were using a condom but if we just don't wanna go for that long well force it, which in my book is faking because we had to make it happen

If it's faking anytime you have to force yourself to go early, because 'you did it'
then it's also faking anytime a woman gets off using her finger as stimulation, even if you're inside her at the time, since 'she did it.'

ummmm that's more of a FHL.

i agree with 34, guys can have crappy orgasm

if u hear: "oh we are gonna go all night... wait baby don't move! awww I'm sorry" -turk (scrubs)

how is that even possible

Its a direct link between tecticles and the urethra

obviously you were doing something wrong. just be glad you finally got it right

or maybe he was going through the highlight reel

Omg wtf, never heard something like this before..

#9, saarr, is that a pic of a girl kissin a girl? just wandering.

wondering, moron.

no it's wander...wonder as in wonder worker miracles etc.

Wander as in wandering around. It's wonder.

I guess he was having a HARD time?

lmfao

haha u r funny. yay puns!

This pun took me a LONG time to get...

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O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?

Thinking of someone else?

make a funny face

maybe he wasn't really faking it, he was just having one of those crappy orgasms.
I know there's two kinds.
there's one that's just like okay I'm done, and isn't that pleasurable.
but then there's the other kind that's like ahhhhhhhhh heeeelllllllllll.
maybe he just finally had the latter of the two?

lol u spit on her back when you pull out. Dane cook said it in that one movie when he got paid to act like a dick.

by just quitting

I LOVED that movie. what was it called? Kate Hudson was in it too. aw man, now it's gonna bother me until I remember.

my best friends girl

#Shadowlor, this is gonna be TMI but well, you did ask to be enlightened.

I've only been with two guys in my life (talking serious relationships, I did date another guy for 2 months in first-year uni where nothing really happened - not counting him), so I can't account for everybody but I do know some things; some guys can 'twitch' their, um, instrument, to some degree (only when it's hard). Let's just say (especially if the girl was inexperienced) - it could feel a lot like orgasm contractions if she didn't know any different. And as someone else said, he could have been wearing a condom, quickly pulled out without her noticing... in fact, if he wasn't wearing one it may have been even easier to get away with faking it. Most girls don't have much nerve endings at their cervix, they have more at the entrance of the vagina. If she was on the pill and he came inside her, there's a good chance she couldn't actually feel the 'material' (as someone else put it), she'd just judge from the contractions, the moans, facial expressions.. what have you.

There you go. I hope you feel enlightened.

You just do it doggy style and be like "aaahhh I'm cumming!!" And spit on their back a lil.