Stuck in the middle with you

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

Gross dude

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

Who are these people ?

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML

Ewwww, dude

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

Whatever works

Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML