Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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ClaireXX
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Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?
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plethora
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Start showering together.
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KJRx
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fyl for having such a gross boyfriend.
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Bertha5
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eeeewww! dirrttyy.
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claireful
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no! ydi for having such a gross boyfriend!
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ClaireXX
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Is your boyfriend Robert Pattinson?
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lolfmlfail
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lolololololololol op is kristen stewart
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gingersnapper
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Jesus! If that's the case, only the cleansing flames of self-immolation can save her.
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loveconverse
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HEY! #2 Robert pattenson rocks
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awitsme
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what does op mean?
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Evan2297
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Awitsme, op means origional poster.
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kitkatt978
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The rock out side my window rocks harder than him....
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junying
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oh my! how can someone go a week just showering once?! o.O
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Sun_Kissed18
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My sister does... she's 18. Its nasty.
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cucumberfabulous
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Ahh so does my little brother... and he pretty much wears the same clothes everyday as well
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claireful
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when my parents went out of the country I had to watch my 15 year old brother. he didn't shower or get out of his pajamas for 8 days. he only left to go to the bathroom. his stench marinated so long the room stunk for days!
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plethora
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Start showering together.
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CallMeHush
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Can we have a discussion about why you are attracted to someone that smells like a hobo?
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1990TD
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^ that
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TrickFlowMustang
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Not sure how any girl dates a guy that scrubby.
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isitofficial_
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Even a hobo has a shower more than once a week. FYL.
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crazytoaster
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Not in Australia, i barely rains once a month here.
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aussie13
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are you kidding, in Brisbane it rains heaps, do you live in the simpson desert or something...
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ladyx_fml
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I recently realized that I have to tell mine to go home and brush his teeth...why he doesn't keep a toothbrush here, I'll never know.
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TruckerGustav
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Oh dear Goddess! I take a shower more often than he does... and I'm on the road most of the time.
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oh_dee
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I will NEVER understand why men think that it's okay to shower so rarely. Do they SMELL themselves? It's SUCH a turn-off! And then they complain about not having girlfriends! It takes guys literally three minutes to shower, and showering is relaxing and feels good. How could they NOT want to do that? I mean I get it if you want to go into the whole high water bills thing, but you CAN just use less water or not as hot water to lower the costs. Totally worth it if it means you don't smell like you have no idea what personal hygiene is.
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ElMundio87
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I'll never understand why women think it's ok to use the term "men" and describe half the population with one stupid generalisation based on one person
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youthink_fml
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Thank you ElMundio. My thoughts exactly.
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f_alltheirlives
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Yeah, one would think this girl was smarter than that conisidering her forehead is about the size of Germany
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jpgray1982
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OMG #51 I laughed so have after reading your comment. Just about everyone in my whole company has asked me what was so funny. BEST COMMENT ON ANOTHER COMMENT EVER!!!
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apfunction
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exactly
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The_Norwegian
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# 51 = Win.
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying..
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying..
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Quest_
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Don't be so fucking rude, Internet Tough Guy. I'm prepared to bet you'd never make such personal remarks to her face, so don't do it on the net. Her forehead is fine, if anything, the angle of the photo makes it look more prominent. I am also prepared to bet that she looks a hell of a lot more appealing than any of you people laughing at total strangers on FML from your mother's basements.
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Masenko7
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hey quest, guess what? I'm willing to say that to her face, I think her forehead is as big as germany (uglier though) and found that comment funny, oh oh and guess what? I look better than her and u put together, dont believe me? I got a photo here:) check it sweetie;) and my comment I wrote from my GF's basement, if u catch my drift :D
and let us not forget that she talked bad bout men first and her comment was plain dirty :D so fuck u mr. defender and fuck u mrs. forehead!
and let us not forget that she talked bad bout men first and her comment was plain dirty :D so fuck u mr. defender and fuck u mrs. forehead!
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george4692004
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This is the funniest convo ever i can't stop laughting "so fuck u mr. defender and fuck u mrs. forehead!" lol
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fudrick
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That's the point of internet forums, #129. Anonymity.
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Firesprite2009
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Er, sorry to burst your bubble 145, but you aren't as nice looking as you make out. >.>"
Plus, people who brag about looks are so concieted. Who cares if you look good? Incase you haven't noticed, FML is NOT a dating agency.
Plus, people who brag about looks are so concieted. Who cares if you look good? Incase you haven't noticed, FML is NOT a dating agency.
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Masenko7
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155, u think I'm mentally retarded?:O I know FML isnt dating site -_-' and I'm not being arrogant or anything.. its just that this stupid fucked up blowjob "quest" calling her more appealing than that other guy and everyone else who's laughing at her.. well I laughed and I'm more appealing than she is so get ur facts based on real stuff homo!
if u disagree with me, ask ppl's opinions for comparison between my and her photo, then gimme a comment back -.-"
if u disagree with me, ask ppl's opinions for comparison between my and her photo, then gimme a comment back -.-"
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Kgirl2cute
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comment back: she looks happy, pretty and natural. the size of her forehead is totally irrelevant to that she is just expressing an opinion.
I can't believe you're so full of yourself that looks really come into this. you're really not that amazing-looking.
I can't believe you're so full of yourself that looks really come into this. you're really not that amazing-looking.
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erjaguam
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um what the hell? I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole. a week with no showering??? wow. I can imagine greasy hair, oily skin, sticky neck, ugh!
what are you going to do if he refuses to agree with you OP?
your life sucks for having a gross boyfriend.
what are you going to do if he refuses to agree with you OP?
your life sucks for having a gross boyfriend.
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BlueTwist89
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Ummm, ew? Why would anyone think it's ok to shower once a week. DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY!