Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, my boyfriend renewed his driver's license and showed me the picture. I told him he needed to go back because they'd put the wrong birthdate. Turns out the idiot forgot he’s been lying to me about his age the whole time we’ve been together. He’s not actually 30. He’ll be 43 in two months. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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Top comments
Justkidding100 41
I'm sure you guys can scrape up enough money for an abortion
Studious_Gluteus 19
She did not knowingly agree to have sex with a teenager. The friend lied about his age. The sex happened under false pretenses. She does not claim to have forgone protection. The sex very well may have been protected. Even when used properly, protection can still fail. Framing pregnancy as a negative "consequence" betrays that a moral judgment is being applied to the act of intercourse. Bringing children into the world should be a voluntary act of love, never a punishment. Pregnancy & child rearing are expensive. It is reasonable to expect a parent to help with at least the expenses of raising a child. It really doesn't get much more adult than that.
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Justkidding100 41
I'm sure you guys can scrape up enough money for an abortion
tiptoppc 21
If it’s allowed. If it’s OP, **** their life if they live in a state where it’s now illegal but somehow forcing sex offenders to have castration or vasectomies is a nasty ViOlatIoN oF HumaN riGHts!
anony_mouse 5
Will, he's 19, you're 36, what's your excuse for not using protection. And there's no such thing as an accidental pregnancy, you were careless and these are the consequences. Plus your first reaction is to think about support? Are you sure you're not the child?
Studious_Gluteus 19
She did not knowingly agree to have sex with a teenager. The friend lied about his age. The sex happened under false pretenses. She does not claim to have forgone protection. The sex very well may have been protected. Even when used properly, protection can still fail. Framing pregnancy as a negative "consequence" betrays that a moral judgment is being applied to the act of intercourse. Bringing children into the world should be a voluntary act of love, never a punishment. Pregnancy & child rearing are expensive. It is reasonable to expect a parent to help with at least the expenses of raising a child. It really doesn't get much more adult than that.
Battousai124 9
Every single protection can fail. Even a vasectomy isn't a surefire way of preventing pregnancy.
lukey101 26
shmishshmorshion. from the shmishmorshion clinic.
MidnaLink 35
Why are you covering up the word abortion? Someone already even said it anyway.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Good thing he's of legal age or you'd have a statutory rape lawsuit slapped on you. Still, one word - contraception.