Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Top comments
Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
Trixies100 0
Ewwwww befor you new he didn't take a shower every day like he should you let him stick his dirty dick up ur ass or ur pussie
Breezy4sheezy 2
damn. ur standards must be quite low to stay with a dud who doesn't bathe unless he gets head. wow.
unrated 0
I have a very horny gf and in Oder for her to get laid she has to give me a bj whenever I want!!!
hungarian93 0
wtf jus dump tha slob
gregiemayno 0
Id shower 6 times a day for that. it's the best not having to work.
trumpetGIRL12345 0
#18 has it backwards snick isn't awesome at all in fact I'm suprised she didn't corretct the OP's english.and I'll be really suprised if u don't correct my English so stick that in ur juice pouch and suck it ps too bad OP
StoryOfTheYear 15
so... according to snickerdoodles they have books on how to take showers :|
kenta_fml 0
is it before or after the shower?
jayy46 0
that is just gross
kyarush 10
so your a dirty **** sucker? that's... gross for you to suck a dirty dick and to be with a guy that showers less then a homeless man.