Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
airforce987 20
so? win for you, win for him!
ReyEr9412 0
#52 obviously grew up as an Amish boy but was banished for having an iPod touch. And 59 is is right that those sammich jokes are getting old as shit. Also I think it would help if people stopped feeding Snickerdoodles. I would have no problem with her if she wasn't in the KKK of grammar.
jayemdoubleyou 1
That is disgusting, both of you.
BetsyLa 0
ok so does he want her to do dirty things to his dirty thing?!
killpro 0
Snickerdoodles is a pathetic bitch who needs to stop trolling and get a life
gorgeousmami33 0
that's the sickest shiit I've ever heard. eww
kaileebug 0
I couldn't agree more #120! with the sammich thing, that is. I play xbox, and being a girl, I always get yelled at to give the guys a ******** or make them a sammich, because girls shouldn't play xbox. I hate that! Xbox is a guilty pleasure of mine, and I am actually pretty good at MW2.
BeyondUno 0
ydi for having a dirty bf.
jugger 0
everyone stfu. fml serves a higher purpose than being an insulting contest board. not only is it entertaining but it helps put things in perspective as in no matter how f'ed up your life may be it could always be worse. so quit your petty bitching and please let everyone else relax and enjoy. (sorry to whomever I replied. comment is not directed at you but everyone in general)
bklynzboy33 0
eww how can u suck a dick that hasent been washed for 10 days