By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
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To prevent THIS, meaning the dog pooping inside, from happening.

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Ha, looks like your dog wanted to be just like you! Seriously though, that sucks.

Why the fuck would you watch your dog shit

YDI for watching your dog shit

Hahah I thought the same thing.. WHY..?

To prevent THIS, meaning the dog pooping inside, from happening.

HAHAHAHA That's one of the funniest ones I've seen here Sucks for you though... but on the bright side you made quite a few people laugh :).

yomama97 5

I've stepped in dog shit barefoot inside at my bestfriends house the first time I stayed there xD

jaychourox121 15

at least he knows where to go in the house. now you just need to work on the exact location. lmao

i have a hugh dick

bless. how come this has 5 comments :/

#6 in soviet Russia, comment... oh fuck it

wazowski77 0

Why were u watching ur dog pinch a loaf

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Lol that sucks

r u sure it was the dog...??