By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 18:28 - United States

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Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 358
You deserved it 7 336

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How about, "Take a shower or you'll never get that thing touched again?"

Don't go near that dirty body of his

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Doesn't matter got a blow..... Oh wait....

Pray think before you post another message, #1.

Gross. Maybe you could encourage him to take a shower everyday with blowjobs. He'll be sqeaky clean in no time.

I take showers everyday and only get blow jobs every once in a while. It's not fair. On a side note I'm surprised anyone who hasn't showered for two weeks even has has a significant other

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#27 I absolutely understand you :( I am in the same situations...I even trim and shave and whatnot...

Will there be diminishing return in that case?? Lol...

Don't go near that dirty body of his

Rub a dub dub. Fun in the tub.

I'm with #3 on this one... No part of my anatomy would go near that kind of dirty, much less putting my mouth on it. I certainly don't want to be within sniffing distance of something that reeks of crotch rot & ball sweat.

how about a blow job in the shower.... after you wash it.

I think I just fell in love.

I believe that calls for showering in the morning before work, and the evening before bed.

Agreed! Actually the shower is my favourite place to give bjs to my fiancé lol

He's just trying to make this a win-win situation.

How about, "Take a shower or you'll never get that thing touched again?"

Was it before or after the shower that you gave him his "reward" ?

I really hope after the shower, 'cause that'd just be nazzzty!

This is where the saying "clean as a whistle" derived from. Honey, it isn't going to blow itself.

At least it's clean.

How is it possible to be clean if you haven't bathed in two weeks?

what, he didnt scrub and use body wash?

How are you going to use body wash if you have not bathed or taken a shower in two weeks? It defeats the purpose

Not only does your life suck, it stinks, too!