Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
kcup3 0
you need a new boyfriend soooo nasty!!!
Jaylishaaa 0
that's ******* NASY!! I would not give oral!! I would dump his ass for some one how showers on a daily bases!!!!! hell my BF nkw showers like 2times daily so I defantly give him all the oral he can handel
odrendon 0
why r u still with him?
kcappie 0
do u give him oral b4 or after the shower b/c if its b4 ur more disgusting than him
soonerfootball 0
make him your ex-boyfriend?
ccl5363 0
awwww haha
amazemyself2 0
omg. i threw up a little in my mouth.
gclap 0
if he really only showers 3 times a month its because hes on drugs most likely opiates
sammm44 0
your so stupid he could just be sayin " no I'll only go in and have a shower if u have oral sex with me" it's great for him he gets a shower and a handy
Felonia 0
DUMP HIM. omg, nastiness D: