Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
TripleJumpMan 0
seriously, where the hell would make and or watch panda ****? that's fu(king weird and disgusting.
EuropeanVisit 0
...or start giving him BJ daily;)
MidgetMonster 0
psh I hear you snick. having an iPod/iPhone means you can look while you are out having a life. it takes two seconds. WTF? i'm outside with friends so I have no idea how it means you have no life. it must be that their lives suck, and that's how they come to the conclusion.
tamz412 0
I hope the oral only comes after the shower, lol
spartano3 0
yay! snickerdoodles, I dislike you, but I like reading your comments because they make me laugh. which makes me dislike you less :)
w00kye 0
snickers u are pathetic , enough said
FindingRhenie 0
ahaha please don't
IMTHEGREATEST 0
first of all, is your boyfriend French? second, he's obviously playing you
cabbitt 0
if it bothers you so much, get a boyfriend with better hygiene.
okieraider71 4
Listen to MidgetMonster: She is right--no shower, no BJ.