omg I would have gone rip shit before he dove in lol

what a lucky guy haha

ydi for bein a women and not cookin mi somethin to eat and leavin the kitchen!

Oh, I bet he did it knowing she was naked! Otherwise I would leave that job to the lifeguard ≧〱≦

this was on here last month

what a gentleman only a fyl if your butt ugly

BIKINI BOTTOM

so your mouth was sewn shut as he was bringing you out ? okay .

You would have been more than "half naked" if you had your whole bikini on. I'd call that 90% naked.

very lucky

xD

Dear Psychomerk when you spell me with an i you look like a retard. Love pobble

srxual feelings da da da da

or he saw a half naked girl in the pool and dove in after her

Did you see spongebob?

Phycomerk You cant even spell 'me' or Physco. Wth is that? Do you mean Psycho? Get it straight you moron. And **** off, nobody cares about that you think women should be in the kitchen. Get off your lazy ass and go COOK for yourself.

So are you saying that all women are supposed to do is cook? Because if you are, may I know your address so I can show you exactaly how strong women can be (and how much smarter).

Please, do not feed the troll. I implore you.

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@ #99 - no its like a top piece and a bottom piece and the bottom piece came off

LMFAO!!!! GO IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!! lol i'm a woman, but its ok to laugh at yourself sometimes :)

Psychomerk just trolled the shit out of you lot. Nice one (Y).

you implores me ey? well I implores you to give yourself a cookie for that statements :)

Do u notice the marks keep getting reset like fly or ydo

fail ur not first

phail, that's hot btw, any **** writers here?

"The girl emerged from the water, dripping and naked from the waist down. upon seeing this the guy tore off his swim trunks... and the rest is history." Well, I gave it a shot.

at least you didnt rip your pants

why didnt you stop him befor he dove in or find your trunks insted of leting some little kid find them floting around and scar them for life.

you liked it. you guys probley got together after that for a fun night;D hahaha

hahahah Paige is on to something there ;)

dude that movie was killer ^^^ (:

repost ftw

Hahaha I know!!! typo on the login though :[ mini fail

This comment is a big fail. There you go :) Now you don't look so stupid :D

go down to my comment :P Porno story galore. LOL

Love Story - Taylor Swift parody. Here's Porno Story feat. Justin Beiber - Miley Cyrus!

Did the guy save you? You didn't drown right?

haha well was he cute?

ikr lifeguards tend to be pretty hot but I one time I needed one (stung by a weaverfish at the beach) there were only women on duty :(

umm wasn't there one like this a few weeks ago?

ajjas you got half respect from me now, you no longer have a hood halfway up and your tongue out, congratz

Thanks I think.

lol @12.

pics or it didn't happen.

why can they never post pics

except she's probably a fat ****

why would she be wereing a bakini if she was fat?

I'm thinking the oposite in that maybe she has no ass thus allowing it to fall off so easilly athough she may have been so fat she stretched and ripped it

This should be one of the illustrated ones.

dang baby at least you gave a little bit of a show. I am sure some people appreciated it. celuite ain't funny though.

pics or it didnt happen

I've seen fat people with a bikini on before.

pics!!

I seriously doubt the OP will do it just for you Mr. Pedophile

88 was that the worst experience of your life?? i know it would be mine

lets use the word overweight not fat. lmfao

why not? :/ if youre nto morbidly obese lets be proud! =3

#4 ftw

lol pikachu

*cumming

*failing

Dude u look like a fag!!

that's what I was wondering lol

Even if you wear a swimsuit that fits it still can come off. What's the big deal? The naked form is beautiful. Stop being so shy.

I've seen that porno! Baywatch.

damn perverts ftw