Intimacy: Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once...

By Anonymous - 19/03/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML

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By Carrie - 28/03/2020 02:00

Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML

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By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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Gross dude

By summer - 26/03/2021 21:30

Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 18:28 - United States

Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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Whatever works

By dumblonde78 - 17/07/2021 14:01

Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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Cokencsi 0

Friday 19 March 2010 19:03

I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.

ewheeley 0

Friday 19 March 2010 19:17

easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?

Comments

ragsy 7

Saturday 20 March 2010 3:27

Is this Mrs. Johnny Depp?

shiftytys 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 4:21

ew. haha. definately wrong way around.

ericahageman 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 4:39

That is disgusting and repulsive. Dump him. Why would you want to be with someone so dirty and gross?

prydeboi16 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 5:18

snickerdoodles is amazing. that's that. if you have no life and come in here to say stuff about others your a loser. now get a life/job and get outta your parents basement.