Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
ragsy 7
Is this Mrs. Johnny Depp?
shiftytys 0
ew. haha. definately wrong way around.
ericahageman 0
That is disgusting and repulsive. Dump him. Why would you want to be with someone so dirty and gross?
prydeboi16 0
snickerdoodles is amazing. that's that. if you have no life and come in here to say stuff about others your a loser. now get a life/job and get outta your parents basement.
cjk4613 0
well then make your own god damn sandwhich. there, problem solved. and op, that's disgusting...
DonFlamingo 0
"ge"-ross!!!!!
PaintTheStars 2
Where do you live that 13 year olds don't know what sex is?
buggybeauty 0
why are you still dating someone so gross? that makes you just as nasty. YDI!!!
FriendUCanKeep 0
y don't u just leave his dirty ass? just sayin
FriendUCanKeep 0
unless ur dirty too. again just sayin