Today, I realized that my new boyfriend only showers about once every ten days, and to get him to shower more often I have to bribe him with oral sex. FML
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Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I noticed that to get my boyfriend to do what I want, I must bribe him with food instead of sex. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
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Cokencsi 0
I hope you give him oral AFTER he bathes at least. gross.
ewheeley 0
easy fix... dump him. he has a problem, and it's not like you're married. what do you even find attractive about a guy who never showers?
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Comments (215)
Dubstep_fml 1
I don't personally have anything against snickerdoodles. Her grammar nazi status pisses me off though. I'm all for internet douchebags using the correct form of there, their, and they're; I just don't think she has to be a prick about it.
jackieesmash 0
that's soo gross!
loriny24 0
fricken gross.... learn to shower daily or peace out.... ewwwwww I wouldn't even kiss him let Alone bribe him.. he lll noooo
onnielief 4
You are definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. Get rid of the boyfriend, or stopgiving him any, EVEN oral. Blond maybe?
blitzen123 0
What's wrong with being blonde? : (
MDNL 0
I agree, I hope u only do that after the shower...
ninafea 0
I agree with #92!
kitty_f 3
u talk too much
bezach 0
i agree it makes OP look like a hugggee ***** who uses sex whenever she wants
trumpetGIRL12345 0
r u serious? DUMP THIS GUY he's DISGUSTING
godfather31 0
59 I'm sorry I was not alive a million years ago I didn't realize that. perhaps I should use something more up to date like a hot pocket?