Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
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Bogrbon 27

I hope you promptly asked him if he would rather be wet or rather be single.

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tounces7 27

Just tell him if he doesn't like to get wet at all then he can keep his dick away from you so it doesn't get wet either.

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Bogrbon 27

I hope you promptly asked him if he would rather be wet or rather be single.

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RichardPencil 30

I'm sure the stench isn't getting you wet either. Unless you're into that kind of thing.

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Annies 17

well shit I don’t like being wet either but I still shower for me it’s more of a clothes thing, I don’t like being wet and clothed

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Seeya55 31

Man, good thing towels exist to speed up drying time!

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Seeya55 31

I guarantee he's more wet with grease and sweat than he would be in a shower.

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Paul Storstein Anderson 5

I don't necessarily like to feel wet, but I like feeling dirty even less.

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Jonkbaby 22

That's wild that you're dating a cat

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tounces7 27

Just tell him if he doesn't like to get wet at all then he can keep his dick away from you so it doesn't get wet either.

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NotDrPhil 2

So Its safe ti assume hes against sex too since...that would get him wet lol

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raven_of_azarath 34

I could see him pushing two or three days with that reason, if he hasn’t sweated at all, especially since it’s better for your skin to go a few days without, but a week seems a little much. Though I do have to admit, I went that long during the quarantine when I had nowhere to be and my depression was running unchecked. Maybe see if there’s more than just his distaste of being wet (which is also one of my reasons for hating showers).

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