FML : Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out...

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Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 9 April 2009 20:46 / United States

Transportation

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By TurtleGenius | 0

#97480 - Friday 10 April 2009 01:52

How in the world did you manage to do that?

By SVelasquez | 0

#97947 - Friday 10 April 2009 03:47

You have GOT to be kidding me. How did you manage to pull that, smart one? Seriously, didn't you notice that NOBODY had brake lights or flashers? Typically when you're in a hurry you'd notice that. This is EXACTLY why we should all just take cabs from now on.

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By TurtleGenius | 0

#97480 - Friday 10 April 2009 01:52

How in the world did you manage to do that?

By lalala1218 | 0

#97481 - Friday 10 April 2009 01:53

christ i'm a cunt

By Jaxro | 6

#97490 - Friday 10 April 2009 01:53

Hahahhah. Tail lights?

By truslide | 0

#97494 - Friday 10 April 2009 01:54

probably a women

By chea_chea | 0

#97500 - Friday 10 April 2009 01:54

Haha, I've done similar things to that...not for 5 minutes though, you couldn't see that none of the cars were moving ahead, no people, etc? Should have pulled back into traffic much earlier than that sorry but YDI

By jarofarts | 0

#97503 - Friday 10 April 2009 01:55

hahaha i've done that! only it was a broken car on a freeway offramp. i didn't notice he was broken and all these cars lined up behind me ... oh man it was funny after i was done feeling like a moron.

By mojo_jojo | 0

#97507 - Friday 10 April 2009 01:55

Absolutely no way you sat there for 5 minutes. Long traffic lights aren't even that long.

By Grand_Marquis | 0

#97560 - Friday 10 April 2009 02:01

I hate it when that happens - there are too many goddamn roads where I live with "part-time lanes" where half the day the lanes double as parking spaces, and they butt right up against the damn turning lane of an intersection. I once got into a situation where I found myself behind parked cars, noticed immediately, but then some dumbass pulls into the lane behind me and blocks me in, thinking the same thing I was thinking. Now I'm not only in the wrong lane, but STUCK there. That was fun.