By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 239
You deserved it 13 397

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that's a hairy situation

rhpsfan9 10

how could you go that long without shaving....


that's a hairy situation

your mom failed at giving birth

Thatsa scary situation...

LadyLexi 0

Nalia18 - holy shit your pic creeps me out...

Nalia's picture doesn't turn you on..? Hmmm... There might be something wrong with me...

LiveLaughFML 10

grab somebody sexy tell them shave!

Ewwww shave that shit

LiveLaughFML 10

*grab somebody hairy tell them shave!

Grab LiveLaughFML and tell her stop!

5,10 you guys fail, but I don't because I am a winner! (waiting for the thumbs down).

38 - Your picture might bethe herald of the apocalypse.


The must call her chewbacca's bride!

Aters gonna hat?

redsox99 0

Is that Justin Beiber in your pic 38?

bizarre_ftw 21

5 - your comment also works for your pic, just saying as it made me smile. 10 - I Could say so did yours, but that would merely be encouraging a pathetic situation. Please get some help, you seem to be clinically socially awkward. 38 - see my response to 5 and replace smile with shudder 46 - .... nice :) 129 - my head automatically added the h and the e so thank for typing that, it made me giggle ^_^ 134 - thank you ever so much for pointing out the painfully obvious in the form of a facepalm worthy question alright then, this overly long respond to all is officially over. For now anyway. Beware ^_^ and thumb up for something of equal value to the points on who's line

marpay 11

So many responses.

The_Troller 14

I see what you did there!

The_Troller 14

...Livin' in a lonely world...

The_Troller 14

Never mind this or my second comment, it must have gone through a wormhole and ended up here.

yadisingh 5

158, your picture is fucking funnnnyyyy

As did everybody else, #158.

I feel like this fml is from 30 Rock...

OP, Do you make it a bonding activity when you meet new guys that you shave your legs together?

Darjdayton 0

Learn to spell

LadyLexi 0

Man that sucks. Your man will come when the time is right (:

It's a little thing called a razor.

That's what she said

I don't think that is what she said.

LiveLaughFML 10

who is this she and why is she such a whore?

Marcella1016 31

Lmao 20 I hit reply to say the exact same thing as you. Great minds think alike ;)

And apparently retarded minds think alike as well.

bizarre_ftw 21

74 - it seems to be that you are the type that would think of an electric toilet (good for you if you get this movie reference! But seriously)

bizarre_ftw 21

Also, 74 - the flame in your pic looks bizarrely like a blue artichoke heart...... :/

The fact that you don't take care of your self is soo attractive.. I'm surprised more guys don't go for women like you! Lol

brittney4598 0

You're gay... Right?

It'll give him good traction

there's such thing as a calendar. and time. get your head out of your ass.

there's such thing as a calendar. and time. get your head out of your ass.

Lonely Forever...

Llama_Face89 33

I think I'd be more weirded out by a guy keeping track of the length of his leg hair.

Llama_Face89 33

This in under the wrong comment....what the hell...

Marcella1016 31

Easy a lot of people (like me) don't wear shorts/skirts very often. Why bother shaving your legs if no one's gonna see them? I find the FML hilarious though lol

I was wondering that also

Marcella1016 31

Mine is under the wrong comment too its supposed to be a reply to number 6...

It's supposed to be the forever lonely smiley face.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

No, forever alone.

Jbfu 0

Just a small town girl.....

TorturedXeno 27

I'm not even sure how she measures that. Does 0.01 mm equal a week without a boyfriend? Or does she get cross-sections of her hairs and measure the concentric rings (like a tree trunk)?

Tha--nk you for saying that.

Mister_Triangle 21

Easy, you simply don't shave for a while.

Mister_Triangle 21

Well, my first ever comment on here responded to the wrong person. This app is very frustrating.

You are hot.

rhpsfan9 10

how could you go that long without shaving....

Super_Jill_ 1

Uhhmm, invest in a razor.

Because one day, the price of razors will skyrocket.

Marcella1016 31

148 you made me laugh out loud lol

Invest in YOUR MOM

Llama_Face89 33

Shave that shit! Perhaps it's why you've been on this dry spell.

Maybe your chances would improve if you shaved...

So you don't shave your legs because you don't have a boyfriend? I shave my face and I dot have a gf

Llama_Face89 33

This whole FML seems very opposite to me. Couple my girlfriends weren't all that worried about shaving while we were together. But if your not with someone it's a little hard to attract a guy with a forest on your legs...