By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 258
You deserved it 13 407

Same thing different taste

Top comments

rhpsfan9 10

how could you go that long without shaving....

Comments

LadyLexi 0

Nalia18 - holy shit your pic creeps me out...

Nalia's picture doesn't turn you on..? Hmmm... There might be something wrong with me...

LiveLaughFML 10

grab somebody sexy tell them shave!

LiveLaughFML 10

*grab somebody hairy tell them shave!

5,10 you guys fail, but I don't because I am a winner! (waiting for the thumbs down).

38 - Your picture might bethe herald of the apocalypse.

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

The must call her chewbacca's bride!

redsox99 0

Is that Justin Beiber in your pic 38?

bizarre_ftw 21

5 - your comment also works for your pic, just saying as it made me smile. 10 - I Could say so did yours, but that would merely be encouraging a pathetic situation. Please get some help, you seem to be clinically socially awkward. 38 - see my response to 5 and replace smile with shudder 46 - .... nice :) 129 - my head automatically added the h and the e so thank for typing that, it made me giggle ^_^ 134 - thank you ever so much for pointing out the painfully obvious in the form of a facepalm worthy question alright then, this overly long respond to all is officially over. For now anyway. Beware ^_^ and thumb up for something of equal value to the points on who's line

The_Troller 14
The_Troller 14

...Livin' in a lonely world...

The_Troller 14

Never mind this or my second comment, it must have gone through a wormhole and ended up here.

yadisingh 5

158, your picture is ******* funnnnyyyy

I feel like this fml is from 30 Rock...

OP, Do you make it a bonding activity when you meet new guys that you shave your legs together?

LadyLexi 0

Man that sucks. Your man will come when the time is right (:

LiveLaughFML 10

who is this she and why is she such a *****?

Marcella1016 31

Lmao 20 I hit reply to say the exact same thing as you. Great minds think alike ;)

And apparently retarded minds think alike as well.

bizarre_ftw 21

74 - it seems to be that you are the type that would think of an electric toilet (good for you if you get this movie reference! But seriously)

bizarre_ftw 21

Also, 74 - the flame in your pic looks bizarrely like a blue artichoke heart...... :/

The fact that you don't take care of your self is soo attractive.. I'm surprised more guys don't go for women like you! Lol

brittney4598 0

there's such thing as a calendar. and time. get your head out of your ass.

there's such thing as a calendar. and time. get your head out of your ass.

Llama_Face89 33

I think I'd be more weirded out by a guy keeping track of the length of his leg hair.

Llama_Face89 33

This in under the wrong comment....what the hell...

Marcella1016 31

Easy a lot of people (like me) don't wear shorts/skirts very often. Why bother shaving your legs if no one's gonna see them? I find the FML hilarious though lol

Marcella1016 31

Mine is under the wrong comment too its supposed to be a reply to number 6...

It's supposed to be the forever lonely smiley face.

TaylorTotsYumm 10
Jbfu 0
Mister_Triangle 21

Easy, you simply don't shave for a while.

Mister_Triangle 21

Well, my first ever comment on here responded to the wrong person. This app is very frustrating.

rhpsfan9 10

how could you go that long without shaving....

Super_Jill_ 1

Because one day, the price of razors will skyrocket.

Marcella1016 31

148 you made me laugh out loud lol

Llama_Face89 33

Shave that shit! Perhaps it's why you've been on this dry spell.

Maybe your chances would improve if you shaved...

So you don't shave your legs because you don't have a boyfriend? I shave my face and I dot have a gf

Llama_Face89 33

This whole FML seems very opposite to me. Couple my girlfriends weren't all that worried about shaving while we were together. But if your not with someone it's a little hard to attract a guy with a forest on your legs...