Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
phantom55_fml 7
so you stop shaving you back,face,and arm pits too?? i wonder why you dont get some loving.i wouldnt like to have sex with the female version of chubbacca either
littlefootpimpin 0
Ew....o.e
cashmoney6 0
Maybe that's why you don't have a boyfriend?
barrowkite 4
Gives ya somthing to comb and style on those long lonely nights.
Nudi_fml 13
Without a doubt, yes Lazy days with tiny bits of forthcoming hair is alright, but well-shaved legs are amazing.
kjbirch7 0
why not just shave your legs all the time?!.. you don't need to have a guy, to shave your legs.. lol
FatMan23 10
Ya, very much of a turn off. I love the feel of smooth, clean shaven legs. And clean shaved pubic regions of women.
bubo_fml 11
Ask a fella to help you shave...It's deed Sexy!
kareltje 17
Girl, YDI. Not to be without a guy, but having the hairy legs, most definitely yes. The use of a shaver is in no way related to having a guy around or not.
dudeboyredblue 6
yes....