Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
ShadowLuffer 0
Shave.
My_Nightmare 19
Groooooss. Even without a man, don't you want to shave your legs for your own benefit? My husband is deployed right now but I still shave my legs so I don't feel like a scumbag.
Bekll 31
How is hair making you feel like a scumbag? It's just hair.
My_Nightmare 19
If you're a female and you don't get disgusted by an ungodly amount of leg hair on yourself then you're either a hippy or there's something wrong with you. especially if you would normally shave you legs, which OP suggests she does. If you're a male then it's hard to explain why females get disgusted by their leg hair but (most) of us do.
Bekll 31
In most cases that could be true, but nothing is black or white. A third reason one may not shave legs is not being persuaded by cultural opinion or by the double standard that women shave legs, whereas men do not. The fourth being the hair is blonde. The fifth is shaving and waxing cause irritation to the legs. For me, I think it all should come down to personal choice. I find it's more about being aesthetically pleasing/attractive to oneself and/or certain people than actual necessary daily grooming. Saying someone is wrong or disgusting in terms of cleanliness for opting to not shave legs is a bit much.
My_Nightmare 19
I'm not saying it's wrong or disgusting to not shave your legs. I respect people that have decided that regardless of the situation they don't want to shave their legs. But, most people that would shave to be appealing to a man would shave because they don't like how the hair looks on them either. If I let mine grow too long it starts to hurt, also.
gleniatorixx 5
I don't give a shit either when I'm single.
Virginia6810 16
Why do some girls only shave when they get intimate??? Leg hair is annoying regardless.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Unless she is embracing her inner Sasquatch.
ambamm135 7
It's actually bad for your skin to shave constantly. During winter, I only shave if I know I'm going to be intimate with my boyfriend. Also who'd going to see my legs if I'm only wearing pants? And if you don't shave as often your hair will grow at a slower rate than someone who shaves constantly.
ohSNAPyall 27
103, exactly. Who's going to notice your legs if you're only wearing pants? Might get a little chilly in the winter though.
ohSNAPyall 27
Woolly bullllllllllllly -- Woolly bully. Edit: This is a response to 16.
every1luvsboners 11
1/64 = 1 week 1/32 = 2 weeks 1/16 = 3 weeks 1/8 = GTFO, you nasty ass. That's in standard, not metric. I apologize to all of the metricans. Wooly women aren't frowned upon in some countries.
emerluvsu 6
Dude. You don't need a guy, you should shave yuor legs anyway.
ScarletBloom 14
You need to invest on grooming course.
Jesus_Christ69 0
Shave. Wax. Laser. Do something!
mea_iloveskiing 26
What would jesus do?
FUUUandyourmom 16
He'd shave, that's what.
Jesus_Christ69 0
Mm no I pluck my hairs.. 1 by 1. FEEL THE PAIN!
hokeybby17 0
That's so gross! Hey how do you message people on here?
every1luvsboners 11
Turn on your faucet and place your phone or iPod under running water for 30 seconds to activate the messaging option.
hokeybby17 0
Hahah I was being Seriouse...
perdix 31
1) Put on some new age music 2) Warm up assorted body oils 3) Crack your knuckles 4) Start at my shoulder blade and work your way down 5) ???? 6) Profit!
perdix 31
OK, OK, I'll be Seriouse (let's just make that spelling and capitalization the new standard.) You need to go to the FMyLife.com web site to use the PM (Private message) system. I don't know why they don't have a mobile app with the PM system included -- I find it one of the most compelling features of this site.
alival 12
Eeewww!!!! Don't complain do something bout it!
Nikkitaria 9
Luckily, leg hair stops growing after a certain length.
holligirl19 0
Then she'll loose track of how long its been. hopefully she doesn't stop shaving her armpits.