Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
HollisterGirlHCO 2
Seriously? That joke has been everywhere over the internet.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Never thought i would see a repost on FML
hannahcorrine 0
That's a nice system.
Catching 0
They talk to you?I thought I was alone.
rawrr61 4
Cool story, bro.
iPoopChickens 0
With a guy or not... I'd feel gross if I didn't shave! You don't need to be with a guy to keep yourself groomed.
SmittyJA24 26
Do you need a man in your life to justify what ought to be a routine daily grooming duty? Makes me wonder if you're brushing your teeth, using deodorant, etc....
Althenias 0
try shaving, you might find someone
countmystrides 5
Excuses
herpitydurteedur 0
I try to avoid shaving my legs because one I never wear shorts and if I do wear a skirt or capris thn they're about knee length so I don't go above 4 inches above my knees. Why? Because shaving irritates the shit out of my legs, waxing hurts like a bitch and ***** up my skin een more where my scars are and I can't laser cause I don't have the money. Nair/veet irritates me too(and melted my skin even though I used the super sensitive ones hence the scars) and epilators pinch the skin and give you ugly red bumps. And even when I do shave, I'm lucky if I can get 2 days out of it. It starts growing back in the afternoon(thanks horomones) and is pokey the next morning. Not to mention red bumps galore. After about 4 days it's long enough to not feel like Velcro(not very long but longer than just stubble) and when it gets longer it's quite soft so unless you're scraping against it, you can't really tell. Plus my fiancé doesn't care and doesn't like making me uncomfortable just for his visual or tactile pleasure.
herpitydurteedur 0
I try to avoid shaving my legs because one I never wear shorts and if I do wear a skirt or capris thn they're about knee length so I don't go above 4 inches above my knees. Why? Because shaving irritates the shit out of my legs, waxing hurts like a bitch and ***** up my skin een more where my scars are and I can't laser cause I don't have the money. Nair/veet irritates me too(and melted my skin even though I used the super sensitive ones hence the scars) and epilators pinch the skin and give you ugly red bumps. And even when I do shave, I'm lucky if I can get 2 days out of it. It starts growing back in the afternoon(thanks horomones) and is pokey the next morning. Not to mention red bumps galore. After about 4 days it's long enough to not feel like Velcro(not very long but longer than just stubble) and when it gets longer it's quite soft so unless you're scraping against it, you can't really tell. Plus my fiancé doesn't care and doesn't like making me uncomfortable just for his visual or tactile pleasure.
maui3 0
You are so cool